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First Jesus on bread and now this...
ReptilianPeon Offline
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First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 3:57 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2015 at 4:02 pm by ReptilianPeon.)
Edit: Link should work now.
Message from Allah found on an egg

And it just so happens this message ends up in the home of people who already believe. Wouldn't it have been better for that message to have turn up in the home of a dirty Kathir like me? Allah is really incompetent.

What will it take to see a cool message in/on my food?

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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm
The page in your link isn't showing up for me.
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm
Link doesn't work.

But it reminds me of....



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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 4:03 pm
(September 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: The page in your link isn't showing up for me.

Here you go:
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Messag...story.html

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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm
So if you make an omelette will it shape itself into Muhammad giving Jesus a rim job?
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 4:07 pm
(September 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: So if you make an omelette will it shape itself into Muhammad giving Jesus a rim job?

*Uneasily reflects on that meal at Waffle House last month*
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(September 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: So if you make an omelette will it shape itself into Muhammad giving Jesus a rim job?

I'd pay to watch.

Woot!
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 5:02 pm
Okay, I'm convinced.

I'm going burka shopping this afternoon.

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September 2, 2015 at 5:14 pm
Same as with the trees. All I see is vagina.
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 5:21 pm
Me too. And I didn't even click the link. I always see vagina.
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