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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
October 31, 2015 at 12:36 pm
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Easy, the girls. Shame ridden, entirely confused, and completely convinced in their own fallen, lascivious natures. Their parents and their church had all but taken their panties off before I ever showed up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
October 31, 2015 at 2:29 pm
I am an highly eccentric person, which is something I love about myself. But church people tend to be folks that like conformity, so I never really fit in there.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 1, 2015 at 8:54 am
Hated church as kid, especially getting dressed up and rushing around to get to church. Although, my dad driving fast on the country roads was always fun. And playing red rover was fun. Going to a church in the city of our rival schools sucked!
At the height of my interest in biblical studies, I was the nerd that took notes during the services. Later, I could be found researching things to death if I had questions and I would compare some things with other religious writings in search of commonalities. There were also those "aha" moments. Also, there was the occasional work of art inspired by scripture, sometimes negative and other times positive depending on what I felt about it.
I think it has been over 10 years since I set foot in a church, aside from doing photographs. As others have said, the architecture is beautiful.
"My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it."
Ursula K. Le Guin
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 1, 2015 at 9:45 am
I missing the feeling of ambarassment at knowing biologists think some of them can interbreed with me and produce fertile offsprings. Surely not.
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 1, 2015 at 11:36 am
(September 13, 2015 at 12:19 am)Thena323 Wrote: I know it may be hard for some of us heathens to find some good in organized religion, but let's be fair. There's got be some positive aspect of religion/church that you can admit you kinda, sorta miss a little. So, fess up. Doesn't matter how small it is...Hell, it may even be somewhat profound. I'll start:
I miss all of the baked stuff. No one, and I really mean no one, bakes a cake or pie like a church lady. They don't give a damn about cholesterol and their desserts prove it....all butter, all the time. There was a lady at my church who made a standard-sized cherry cheesecake that must have weighed at least 12 pounds, easily. I've never tasted anything that even comes close, since. Coconut cake, pecan pie, fudge, all that shit...best in the world.
Alright, your turn! Now Sista Thena, while I agree that the cakes and cookies were the best and the only things that helped me endure the interminably boring services when I was a kid, when it came to pies, nobody could touch the bean pies the Muslims used to sell on the corner with their copies of Final Call.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm
I miss the music. It could really get that serotonin flowing through my brain and the tears from my eyes. Back then, I knew nothing of serotonin, so when they told me it was the Holy Spirit, I believed them. If I gave myself to the music now, it might not make me cry but it still rocks.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 4, 2015 at 4:06 am
(November 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I miss the music. It could really get that serotonin flowing through my brain and the tears from my eyes. Back then, I knew nothing of serotonin, so when they told me it was the Holy Spirit, I believed them. If I gave myself to the music now, it might not make me cry but it still rocks. This is my favorite rendition of "Oh Happy Day" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGDvDGE7zk
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 4, 2015 at 5:53 am
(September 13, 2015 at 12:19 am)Thena323 Wrote: So, fess up.
I've considered it for the time it took to read this thread and I'm still coming up empty.
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RE: One Thing I Miss About Church is....
November 4, 2015 at 5:58 am
I miss how all the lovely candles looked in the local church.
But they do look better now they're in my bedroom.
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