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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
(September 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two things you should never do during sex: point and laugh.
It's even less of a good idea during assault. Hehe...
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 3:20 am
(September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm)Losty Wrote: I hate to break it to you, Vorlon, but I don't think it's actually possible to ruin sex for me. You guys aren't really trying that hard.
I am disappoint.
I'm curious as to how hard you'd like us to try. As you're likely well aware... my full capacity for kink doesn't remotely come close to ending at having internal organs externalized and strung about. Not the vital ones, obviously... just the intestines. And the liver.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 3:27 am
(September 20, 2015 at 1:40 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: When your roomie bangs on the wall to make you shut up
"PARTY IN THE HALL!"
But I guess it was only an attempt at ruining sex that was already in progress; the fact that I handled it with enough class to make someone go giggling to orgasm hardly matters.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 3:28 am
(September 20, 2015 at 1:48 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: When you lose the key
And your mother is about to open the door... x__x
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 3:29 am
(September 21, 2015 at 3:20 am)Violet Wrote: (September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm)Losty Wrote: I hate to break it to you, Vorlon, but I don't think it's actually possible to ruin sex for me. You guys aren't really trying that hard.
I am disappoint.
I'm curious as to how hard you'd like us to try. As you're likely well aware... my full capacity for kink doesn't remotely come close to ending at having internal organs externalized and strung about. Not the vital ones, obviously... just the intestines. And the liver.
I honestly don't want you to try to ruin sex for me at all. I was just picking at Vorlon because of the original title of the thread.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 3:35 am
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(September 20, 2015 at 8:34 am)I_am_not_mafia Wrote: Worst thing about sex is that you can never have a proper conversation during it. Apparently it's "distracting".
Sounds odd to me... my favorite time to discuss politics and gaming and all sorts of random fun things... is during sex. If someone's able to talk coherently: they're not in a key whole-brain sort of moment where "distraction" is no longer possible... and besides, the amount of giggling available when you are having fun with another person (and sex is only a part of that fun)? That's worthy of some envy, and a wonderful experience to have again and again~
Losty Wrote:I honestly don't want you to try to ruin sex for me at all. I was just picking at Vorlon because of the original title of the thread.
Righto, just so long as the score here is clear: sex CAN BE ruined, and there are many avenues by which to do so to varying extents
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 9:02 am
(September 21, 2015 at 3:28 am)Violet Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 1:48 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: When you lose the key
And your mother is about to open the door... x__x
I've never lost the key, but I've been walked-in-on by a few parents and other authority figures in my time.
Mostly police.
I vastly prefer the police, though, to the guy's mother.
then you just feel like the Whore of Babylon, sleeping with her little boy.
When the father walks in on you with his son, it's not so bad.
You just wink at him.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 9:43 am
(September 21, 2015 at 3:29 am)Losty Wrote: (September 21, 2015 at 3:20 am)Violet Wrote: I'm curious as to how hard you'd like us to try. As you're likely well aware... my full capacity for kink doesn't remotely come close to ending at having internal organs externalized and strung about. Not the vital ones, obviously... just the intestines. And the liver.
I honestly don't want you to try to ruin sex for me at all. I was just picking at Vorlon because of the original title of the thread.
You, my dear, came up with the original title to the thread.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 9:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (September 21, 2015 at 3:29 am)Losty Wrote: I honestly don't want you to try to ruin sex for me at all. I was just picking at Vorlon because of the original title of the thread.
You, my dear, came up with the original title to the thread.
I know lol. And you my dear should be better at this.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 6:07 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 3:35 am)Violet Wrote: Sounds odd to me... my favorite time to discuss politics and gaming and all sorts of random fun things... is during sex. I'm totally fine with this
Gaming talk is hot -////-
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