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#31
RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 8:12 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 6:43 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 6:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The first time I looked at this thread I thought:  This is the forum equivalent of "does this dress make my ass look fat?"

No way I was going to answer.  My momma didn't raise no stupid puppies.

Minnie do really think I'd get mad at honest questions?

Men have learned caution.  It's a survival tool.
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#32
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September 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm
Why do fat girls give great blow jobs?
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RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 9:18 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm)KUSA Wrote: Why do fat girls give great blow jobs?

What kind of girls don't give good blow jobs?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#34
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September 19, 2015 at 9:24 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:18 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm)KUSA Wrote: Why do fat girls give great blow jobs?

What kind of girls don't give good blow jobs?

The answer is that they are hungry.
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#35
RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 9:25 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:24 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 9:18 pm)Losty Wrote: What kind of girls don't give good blow jobs?

The answer is that they are hungry.

The Ethiopian joke is funnier
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#36
RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 9:56 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:18 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm)KUSA Wrote: Why do fat girls give great blow jobs?

What kind of girls don't give good blow jobs?

What's a bad blow job?
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#37
RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 10:05 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm)KUSA Wrote: Why do fat girls give great blow jobs?

Probably because we don't lean on the sexy. A lot of skinny girls r lazy in bed, they think being hot is enough to get a guy off. Not to mention I personally am a people pleaser and I like satisfying my lover.
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RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 10:21 pm
Have you ever picked your nose?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 10:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2015 at 10:39 pm by Exian.)
I have a thing that isn't a question, but maybe a chance to get some advice. I like thick women, but I don't know how to go about expressing that without coming off insulting or digging in to some insecurity. My remedy has always been keeping my mouth shut or just complimenting profusely.

I often find myself in situations where a lady will say "I'm fat" or "I'm getting chubby", and I just want to be like "Hell yeah you are! Get at me woman!" But instead, I do like I said- keep quiet or just say something like "I think you're hot." Doesn't really get the point across.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Ask a fat girl
September 19, 2015 at 10:40 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 10:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Have you ever picked your nose?

When I was 5
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