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Atheism: Don't Become a Tree After Death
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Until I was 50 I wanted to come back as a ladies' bicycle seat. Today I've decided I'm not going.
What to say when an atheist sneezes: "Allergy or cold?" If an allergy: (sympathetically) " I have 'em too,they suck don't they" If a cold: "Get away from me!"
Far more practical, Pad!
You have to admit, it was a pretty lame joke. I'm assuming that the intended meaning behind saying god bless you in response to a sneeze is a wish that someone will get better soon. If you give a crap about the sneezer, just say "I hope you feel better." or "Are you sick?" How the fuck "Nothing happens when you die." is funny, I don't know. It would be, if the intention of saying god bless you in response to a sneeze was to convey that the person was going to heaven or hell when they die. It's not, so, Dane Cook, you fail. /rant
I've never found one of Dane Cook's jokes even remotely funny.
RE: Atheism: Don't Become a Tree After Death
May 5, 2010 at 3:35 am
(This post was last modified: May 5, 2010 at 3:36 am by Violet.)
I thought it was great until
Quote:Johnny weeping willow over here.. He needs to work on the ending Should have mocked sneezer's belief in a "me", but no: he wastes his joke with a tree. (May 5, 2010 at 2:24 am)Tiberius Wrote: I've never found one of Dane Cook's jokes even remotely funny. I thought he was pretty good until the end Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
he's trying to appeal to theists. the whole point of the joke is to ridicule atheists
Lol he is just another cherry picking Theist.... umm im pretty sure its not the Christians who believe in reincarnation...IDIOT... Oh well I guess its too much to ask that one know thier own religion.
Did I make a good point? thumbs up I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
(May 5, 2010 at 4:02 am)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: he's trying to appeal to theists. the whole point of the joke is to ridicule atheists Ahh... well it isn't much of a joke from that angle I found the parts about the sneezing guy to be funny Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Fun fact - I was there when he made that joke. I was at that recording.
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