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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 1:19 pm
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I know, but honestly., the incident isn't what's funny, the fucking defense offered is...and that defense makes it impossible -not- to crack a joke. I;m wondering how the guy ended up with such severe injuries after the baton "accidentally" found itself in his anus, through no fault of anyone involved and certainly not the fault of the man who owned the arm that put it there. Did he "accidentally" stir it around a little bit...once he realized what had "accidentally" happened?
I mean..I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt..because I've "accidentally" slipped things™ into things™ before, and no one ended up in the hospital with a busted face and ripped hole.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 1:25 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 12:50 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?
How on earth can you accidentally stick a baton up there?
First, have you ever been in a brawl? Did you feel an overabundance of control? One possible scenario is the officer got pushed from behind and fell on the person being restrained. Another would be that the person fell on the baton. That's two off the top of my head. (I've been in a fair few bar fights while I was in the Navy, I know crazy shit can happen.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 1:27 pm
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So, in your bar fights..in the Navy...did you ever "accidentally" sodomize anyone, and I'm entertaining the idea because, well, Navy....?
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 4:20 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 10:33 am)Whateverist Wrote: I'm just going to go out on a limb with this one and say I don't think whether this dick-cop's truncheon got up the prisoner's ass on purpose or accidentally is really germane. If you can't control where your damned truncheon winds up, you shouldn't be entrusted with one.
You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?
Seriously? Uh .. no.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 4:23 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 4:20 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?
Seriously? Uh .. no.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 4:41 pm
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(February 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?
In the absence of pants and underpants, I could make myself imagine it. Yet I've a hard time imagining a bottomless bar brawl between blokes. A baton isn't a sharp object ripping through layers of clothing to end up in brother anus.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 5:01 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 4:41 pm)abaris Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?
In the absence of pants and underpants, I could make myself imagine it. Yet I've a hard time imagining a bottomless bar brawl between blokes. A baton isn't a sharp object ripping through layers of clothing to end up in brother anus.
Okay then.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 5:11 pm
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Right an accident. Nothing suspicious here. Metal rods frequently penetrate clothing and find there way into peoples buttocks. Easy to sodomize yourself with one of those things . Nope nothing to see here. 
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 6:24 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 1:25 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: First, have you ever been in a brawl? Did you feel an overabundance of control? One possible scenario is the officer got pushed from behind and fell on the person being restrained. Another would be that the person fell on the baton. That's two off the top of my head. (I've been in a fair few bar fights while I was in the Navy, I know crazy shit can happen.
And now over to the How Dare You! squad for a rebuttalish.
So, without any further clarification as to whether or not..in your mentioned experience, anyone was ever sodomized in your bar fights......is it fair to say that your defense, in this case...amounts to "tripped, fell, landed on his dick baton"?
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
February 12, 2017 at 6:37 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 4:20 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Seriously? Uh .. no.
What a pleasant world you live in.
It is, thank you. Please leave your anus filling truncheons outside.
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