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Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
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Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm
Let's make a thread where we defend Christianity by making it seem ridiculous. 
I will start. 
The reason why God does all the Atorcities of the Bible is because he is a Woman and gets Periods.
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm
That might not be so ridiculous.

God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . .
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That might not be so ridiculous.

God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . .

If you have something more ridiculous, I would like to hear it.
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 4:42 pm
Why exactly would we need to make religion seem ridiculous?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 4:44 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That might not be so ridiculous.

God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . .

If you have something more ridiculous, I would like to hear it.

What's the point? All you have to do is read or listen to the rantings and drivel that actual believers routinely spout. My imagination is too poor a tool to conceive anything more ridiculous.
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 4:48 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That might not be so ridiculous.

God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . .

If you have something more ridiculous, I would like to hear it.



God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . .



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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 5:14 pm
As Crossless1 pointed out, I think they're managing that on their own just fine.
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 5:19 pm
Seems pretty silly with no help from me.

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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 6:24 pm
God is NOT a woman. Only a man would design a recreation area that close to a toxic waste dump.

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
September 24, 2015 at 6:36 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 6:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: God is NOT a woman. Only a man would design a recreation area that close to a toxic waste dump.

Boru

And only a REAL man sticks his tongue in both.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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