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Ridiculous Apologetic Atheists
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Let's make a thread where we defend Christianity by making it seem ridiculous.
I will start. The reason why God does all the Atorcities of the Bible is because he is a Woman and gets Periods. 
That might not be so ridiculous.
God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Why exactly would we need to make religion seem ridiculous?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 (September 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That might not be so ridiculous. What's the point? All you have to do is read or listen to the rantings and drivel that actual believers routinely spout. My imagination is too poor a tool to conceive anything more ridiculous. (September 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That might not be so ridiculous. God could very well have a hysterical uterus . . . for breakfast every morning. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
As Crossless1 pointed out, I think they're managing that on their own just fine.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
Seems pretty silly with no help from me.
God is NOT a woman. Only a man would design a recreation area that close to a toxic waste dump.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (September 24, 2015 at 6:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: God is NOT a woman. Only a man would design a recreation area that close to a toxic waste dump. And only a REAL man sticks his tongue in both.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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