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Oh, wow, and no cheating.

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Oh, wow, and no cheating.
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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 2:29 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 8:12 am)Exian Wrote:
(September 29, 2015 at 2:58 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: The man who made it sold it.
The man who bought it didn't want it.
The man who used it didn't know it.
What was it?




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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 2:30 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 8:21 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I have deserts without sand, rivers without water, mountains without height and cities without buildings. What am I?


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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 2:33 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 10:33 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(September 29, 2015 at 10:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: What have I got in my pocket ?

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A cigar?

A sausage?

A trowser snake?
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#44
RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2015 at 3:11 pm by robvalue.)
Just a little causes a panic,
Too much will bore you,
And eventually it will kill you.


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#45
RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 5:57 pm
Vorlon:
A doc Johnson model 34.
Everyone knows you don't go anywhere without it...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 6:39 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2015 at 6:39 pm by Whateverist.)
(September 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm)robvalue Wrote: Just a little causes a panic,
Too much will bore you,
And eventually it will kill you.



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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 8:31 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm)robvalue Wrote: Just a little causes a panic,
Too much will bore you,
And eventually it will kill you.


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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 8:45 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 10:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: What have I got in my pocket ?

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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 29, 2015 at 8:47 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2015 at 8:48 pm by SteelCurtain.)



Edit: didn't read the whole thread...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Oh, wow, and no cheating.
September 30, 2015 at 3:59 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 5:50 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
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