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RE: Big Bad Dumb Christian checking in... O_o
October 2, 2015 at 11:10 am
Hey welcome to the forum, sounds like you really got around, I my self went from Hinduism, to Christianity to becoming an athiest . So I can understand your dilemmas there. I think you settle right in ...
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.~Carl Sagan
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RE: Big Bad Dumb Christian checking in... O_o
October 2, 2015 at 11:21 am
My what big eyes you have!
Smiling and YELLING are WHAT I DO BEST!
I LEARNED to capitalize WORDS in WEIRD WAYS from various religious POSTERS!
THANKS RELIGIONS!!
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RE: Big Bad Dumb Christian checking in... O_o
October 2, 2015 at 11:41 am
(October 2, 2015 at 10:39 am)houseofcantor Wrote: (October 2, 2015 at 9:59 am)robvalue Wrote: Spin the wheel of truth!
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Dammit! It took my quarter and did not spin! 
It did not spin because Chuck Norris is always going to come up as the right answer anyway, so why bother?
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Big Bad Dumb Christian checking in... O_o
October 2, 2015 at 12:20 pm
Welcome. Be nice to me. I'm sensitive.
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RE: Big Bad Dumb Christian checking in... O_o
October 2, 2015 at 12:23 pm
(October 2, 2015 at 12:19 pm)bambi_swag Wrote: (October 2, 2015 at 11:41 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: It did not spin because Chuck Norris is always going to come up as the right answer anyway, so why bother?
I was going to spin the wheel. It landed on Chuck Norris. Everybody died. Then it spinned.
Made me laugh hard enough to spill my coffee! I love CN jokes.
The only legitimate argument I've ever heard against evolution is:
"There is no such thing as the Theory of Evolution. There are only those species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive."
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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