A few choice words id say.

[KevinM1]

If by any chance the abrahamic god is real her is a few choice words i'd say before going to hell. 

I would simply ask for a cold glass of water first, now onto what i would say. god you have some real serious shit to explain 
and you need to explain it now. What the hell man people are fucking killing in the name of you tell them to stop you crazy bastard. 


What would yours be?

Ok.. So in your world, you have a chance to spit in the eye of God before being sent to Hell, and the best you can come up with is "people are killing in your name what the Hell?"

What if he then shows you people kill for a whole lot less, and asks you what the Hell? And some how you come to understand the point that people kill, because they are murderous bastards first, then ascribe a trivial reason. And the earth was meant to be a place where people like that and people like you prove to yourself where your heart is. So you know when God sentences you to Hell you know because of your time here that the sentence was just.

Who has dyre killed again?

Moreover, your god is to blame for creating the murderous strawman you referenced, either directly or by placing them in an environment where it's more likely than not that they'll turn out that way. And what kind of benign creature would place another in a potentially damaging environment and torture them for not rising above it? Or decide that lesser creatures' disbelief in it - when it hasn't provided verifiable evidence of its existence - is deserving of eternal torture? And where's the justice in a one-size-fits-all punishment? We're smart and compassionate enough to at least attempt to make the severity of punishment match the severity of the crime committed.

Your god is a cunt, Drich. A simple and petty thing for simple and petty people to point to as a justification for their state of being. Thankfully, it's not real.

[Longhorn]

Fuck the holy spirit up the ass with a rusty chainsaw and its mother too c:

[Edwardo Piet]

"So you're God huh? Prove you're not the devil in disguise without resorting to violence."

[Drich]

Either way God's a shit for allowing it to happen and using "free will" as an excuse when free will doesn't even exist and he would be better if he made us a bunch of happy harmless folks permanently.

What if 'free will' is a ancient greek construct and not a biblical precept?

What if God sowed the earth with His seed, and satan sowed the world with his, and God simply let the two grow together till the final harvest, where then they would be separated?

[Edwardo Piet]

God made satan. It is all gawd's fault, all the evil in the world.

Well no actually it isn't but that's merely because 'He' is nonexistent.

[Losty]

I don't know what I would say. The abrahamic god is a horrible disgusting monster and not only is he all powerful, but he prefers much more horrific fates than death for those who cross him. So whatever I would say, I would be lying.

Something like

You...you look really nice to...today.... sir, I mean.. Your Majesty! Umm....Master? What lovely tee...teeth you have...

[Drich]

Ok.. So in your world, you have a chance to spit in the eye of God before being sent to Hell, and the best you can come up with is "people are killing in your name what the Hell?"

What if he then shows you people kill for a whole lot less, and asks you what the Hell? And some how you come to understand the point that people kill, because they are murderous bastards first, then ascribe a trivial reason. And the earth was meant to be a place where people like that and people like you prove to yourself where your heart is. So you know when God sentences you to Hell you know because of your time here that the sentence was just.

Who has dyre killed again?

Moreover, your god is to blame for creating the murderous strawman you referenced, either directly or by placing them in an environment where it's more likely than not that they'll turn out that way.  And what kind of benign creature would place another in a potentially damaging environment and torture them for not rising above it?  Or decide that lesser creatures' disbelief in it - when it hasn't provided verifiable evidence of its existence - is deserving of eternal torture?  And where's the justice in a one-size-fits-all punishment?  We're smart and compassionate enough to at least attempt to make the severity of punishment match the severity of the crime committed.

Your god is a cunt, Drich.  A simple and petty thing for simple and petty people to point to as a justification for their state of being.  Thankfully, it's not real.

Damaging enviorment?!?! seriously? Why because people die? New flash we all die!!!
Look at it from an eternal perspective. Let say that we all do have a soul, and that soul can indeed live forever despite how long our current bodies live.

To put it in simpler terms lets say the absolute worst thing/sin any one could commit was lying. Not even big lies but little white lies. (no Kevin, you don't look fat in your dress)

Then guess which sin moves up in your mind to replace the terrible henous act of murder? Murder is only our greatest most henous sin, because we don't have anything else to compare it to. Jesus even said Fear not the one who can destroy the body, but the one who can destroy the body and soul in Hell.

As bad as you think we have it here, where our bodies can died before 100 years at the hands of someone else, to a potentially immortal being the death of the body should be as trivial at a white lie, if you are willing to look at the big picture and not just you little corner of things.

[vorlon13]

Either way God's a shit for allowing it to happen and using "free will" as an excuse when free will doesn't even exist and he would be better if he made us a bunch of happy harmless folks permanently.

What if 'free will' is a ancient greek construct and not a biblical precept?

What if God sowed the earth with His seed, and satan sowed the world with his, and God simply let the two grow together till the final harvest, where then they would be separated?

God is funny about sowing multiple varieties together.

Really.

Leviticus somewhere.


He really is a touchy mother fucker.  Figured you'd be up to speed on that . .

[Drich]

God made satan. It is all gawd's fault, all the evil in the world.

Well no actually it isn't but that's merely because 'He' is nonexistent.

...And God provided a provision for all to separate themselves from satan as well, nullifying any claim or hold he could possible have. thus leaving both his followers and satan's with a choice as to whether or not to follow God or follow satan.

[dyresand]

Who has dyre killed again?

Moreover, your god is to blame for creating the murderous strawman you referenced, either directly or by placing them in an environment where it's more likely than not that they'll turn out that way.  And what kind of benign creature would place another in a potentially damaging environment and torture them for not rising above it?  Or decide that lesser creatures' disbelief in it - when it hasn't provided verifiable evidence of its existence - is deserving of eternal torture?  And where's the justice in a one-size-fits-all punishment?  We're smart and compassionate enough to at least attempt to make the severity of punishment match the severity of the crime committed.

Your god is a cunt, Drich.  A simple and petty thing for simple and petty people to point to as a justification for their state of being.  Thankfully, it's not real.

Damaging enviorment?!?! seriously? Why because people die? New flash we all die!!!
Look at it from an eternal perspective. Let say that we all do have a soul, and that soul can indeed live forever despite how long our current bodies live.

To put it in simpler terms lets say the absolute worst thing/sin any one could commit was lying. Not even big lies but little white lies. (no Kevin, you don't look fat in your dress)

Then guess which sin moves up in your mind to replace the terrible henous act of murder? Murder is only our greatest most henous sin, because we don't have anything else to compare it to. Jesus even said Fear not the one who can destroy the body, but the one who can destroy the body and soul in Hell.

As bad as you think we have it here, where our bodies can died before 100 years at the hands of someone else, to a potentially immortal being the death of the body should be as trivial at a white lie, if you are willing to look at the big picture and not just you little corner of things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kArgQz1RKmk