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Atheists interpret bible verses
#91
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:40 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:30 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Reading comprehension is a good thing. Try it. I didn't tell you to fuck off because I was offended. I told you to fuck off because you seem to think that tossing out Bible verses to a bunch of atheists constitutes a conversation. Your mere assertion that any of it is true is insufficient. Your word on the subject (I really, really believe it) is worse than useless. If you want anyone here to believe that this collection of ancient writings is the "eternal word" of Yahweh, you first have to persuade us that Yahweh is more than a character in a book.

What you believe is irrelevant.

the sun and moon will be darkened and stars won't give its light and a massive earthquake will rock the world and then sign of the Son of Man will come in the clouds. everyone will see Him and some will mourn and others will rejoice because they will forever be with the Lord.

that is the sign that will prove his deity

That is pretty fucking impressive. Looking forward to it. I assume it will be in a September?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#92
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
As I said, until the signs come to pass, it's reasonable to disbelieve.

Try to keep up.
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#93
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:44 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:41 am)Evie Wrote: It won't happen.

yea it will

Lol. Nuh uh. Neener neener.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#94
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:44 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:41 am)Evie Wrote: It won't happen.

yea it will

Well, as a prophet with a 100% proven track record, I can affirm Evie's observation. And you can bank on it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#95
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:44 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:41 am)Evie Wrote: It won't happen.

yea it will


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#96
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:52 am)Losty Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:44 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: yea it will

Lol. Nuh uh. Neener neener.

Yah huh! Will!

we need a better class of troll/poe. This last bunch has been seriously wanting.
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#97
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:46 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:44 am)drfuzzy Wrote: Oh dear, did you miss the Rapture?  The eBible fellowship predicted it would happen YESTERDAY!!!  So sorry.  But since there have been hundreds of such predictions, cheer up.  Another prediction will surely pop up in a week or two.

those are the Christians who don't read their bibles. the rapture comes after the tribulation and not before. im sure that sentence means squat to you lol

beware of Christians who say they are but really are fake

(October 8, 2015 at 11:45 am)Crossless1 Wrote: As I said, what you believe to be true is irrelevant.

However, it's interesting that you're hanging your hat on those signs. What you seem to be acknowledging -- perhaps unintentionally -- is that until these signs come to pass, it's reasonable not to believe the story.

Good to know.

that sign is not for my belief I already believe without it. You were asking to prove it and I said that because God will come and everyone will see Him eventually.

You know that they almost certainly do read their Bibles and that they would almost certainly say the same about you right?

Poe....all day long.
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#98
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
Incidentally:

(October 8, 2015 at 11:19 am)Chopped Liver Wrote: Ok, we think it's stupid and you think it's "the words of eternal life" (whatever that means). One of those views may be correct, while one is - or maybe both are - wrong. How might we set about discovering which is which?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#99
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 8, 2015 at 11:53 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 11:52 am)Losty Wrote: Lol. Nuh uh. Neener neener.

Yah huh! Will!

we need a better class of troll/poe. This last bunch has been seriously wanting.

I don't know, the buttsex was nice at least.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Yeah we need more Buttsex Specialist Trolls. We need more BST. Wait, that's British Summer Time... Shock mind=blown.
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