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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 12:16 am
(October 12, 2015 at 9:36 pm)Hmmm? Wrote: Aww, darn! ...I knew it had to be a myth!
...there I go again spreading lies, when will I learn ![[Image: rolleyes.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=the-boneyard.com%2Fstyles%2Fdefault%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Frolleyes.png)
When you throw the bible into the fire and hear the screams of the fictional characters scream. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 12:20 am
Their kind of woo doesn't really hurt anyone; it's not any weirder than mainstream liberal Christianity, when you boil it down.
*shrug* And they have a fantastic sense of sarcasm and irony. They're funny. I enjoy their posts and hope they stick around.
They're gonna have to develop a tougher skin, though, when it comes to our responses to the woo woo.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 12:23 am
(October 13, 2015 at 12:20 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Their kind of woo doesn't really hurt anyone; it's not any weirder than mainstream liberal Christianity, when you boil it down.
*shrug* And they have a fantastic sense of sarcasm and irony. They're funny. I enjoy their posts and hope they stick around.
They're gonna have to develop a tougher skin, though, when it comes to our responses to the woo woo.
I personally think that telling people psychiatrists are not real doctors can and does cause harm. But meh. It's just something personal that really gets under my skin. Still they're nice enough. And the sarcasm is amusing. Plus they think I'm cute and lovable which means they're right about 2 things if nothing else 
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 3:37 am
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(October 12, 2015 at 10:53 pm)Irrational Wrote: Ah, sarcasm. How could I have not noticed.
Sarcasm? No, I am serious...almost all of my friends have 10 fingers, 10 toes
(October 13, 2015 at 12:20 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: They're gonna have to develop a tougher skin, though, when it comes to our responses to the woo woo.
Oh yeah, no, I do not have a tough skin...and don't expect to last too long... my sister on the other hand, she's a tough one. When we were little she would always climb the highest trees while I trembled below in fear.
(October 13, 2015 at 12:23 am)Losty Wrote: (October 13, 2015 at 12:20 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Their kind of woo doesn't really hurt anyone; it's not any weirder than mainstream liberal Christianity, when you boil it down.
*shrug* And they have a fantastic sense of sarcasm and irony. They're funny. I enjoy their posts and hope they stick around.
They're gonna have to develop a tougher skin, though, when it comes to our responses to the woo woo.
I personally think that telling people psychiatrists are not real doctors can and does cause harm. But meh. It's just something personal that really gets under my skin. Still they're nice enough. And the sarcasm is amusing. Plus they think I'm cute and lovable which means they're right about 2 things if nothing else
Oh, I didn't know there were "real doctors" ...I thought they were all just practicing.
*practicing physicians
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 9:08 am
(October 13, 2015 at 12:23 am)Losty Wrote: I personally think that telling people psychiatrists are not real doctors can and does cause harm. But meh. It's just something personal that really gets under my skin.
Generally speaking, perhaps. However it has been said that the moderates give platform to the extremists, who can use the argument from numbers as justification for their behaviour. Take away that support, tacit or otherwise, and the few percent of extreme religious nutters just become nutters.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 10:36 am
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 11:07 am
... I'm not sure even I'm ready for that mental image.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 11:09 am
(October 7, 2015 at 11:05 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Translation: This whole sacrifice thing isn't going to work very well, and I know it isn't going to work very well, but we're going with this idea anyway.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 11:10 am
(October 12, 2015 at 9:50 pm)Beccs Wrote: (October 12, 2015 at 9:42 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Except snow-flakes don't practice in-breeding...
Then where do little snowflakes come from?
Next thing you'll be telling me there's no Silicon Heaven.
Ha, references.
Fuck I fucking love Red Dwarf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6YnAqPv4w
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 13, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(October 13, 2015 at 11:09 am)Chad32 Wrote: (October 7, 2015 at 11:05 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Translation: This whole sacrifice thing isn't going to work very well, and I know it isn't going to work very well, but we're going with this idea anyway.
This passage illustrates two gates: one that leads to life and another to hell
Jesus said He is the way, the truth, and the life. Belief on Jesus Christ for your salvation is the only gate and few chose to go through it.
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