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Atheists interpret bible verses
RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

"One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
-Ansem's Heartless
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.


Totally different era, genius. The level and quality of documentation between Ghandi and Jesus could not possibly be more different.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.

Why am I not surprised that you are unaware of the newsreel footage of Gandhi? And I suppose you've never bothered to read his autobiography. And the American Civil War? You can't possibly be serious. There is a mountain -- a fucking mountain -- of documentary evidence of the war (including *gasp* photographs of the aftermath of various battles).

You're going to compare these things to the Gospel accounts?

ROFLOL
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.

How do you know Ulysses didn't fight the Cyclops? How do you know Zeus didn't come to earth as a swan and fuck Leda? How do you know George Washington didn't throw a dollar across the Potomac? 

Because they are outlandish stories. 

Civil war? There are photos for chrisake. Recordings of Gandhi. 

Your Jesus stories are in the realm of Zeus-as-swan fucking, not in the Gandhi realm. That's what you Christers are reduced to:

Swan fuckers.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: You're going to compare these things to the Gospel accounts?

Not favorably, one would hope.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.




I'll just wait here for the interview with jebus.   RAmen.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.

I didn't ask you about those things though. I asked you how you know what Jesus said. Try to keep up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
(October 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know Jesus said these things? Come on, guy, you've been asked this same thing like a hundred times and you're giving nothing.

How do you know there was a civil war in America? Or that Gandhi actually said what he said?  If you weren't there, then you depend on the testimony on others, whether it be written or spoken.

Well, in the case of the US Civil War, we have tonnes of physical and literary evidence.  We have battle sites that match the descriptions written at the time.  We have photographs of both the principals in the war and of common soldiers.  We have extant letters and diaries written by the people involves, documents of unimpeachable provenance. We have the written and recorded testimony of people who fought the war, planned the battles, and debated the legislation related to the war.  We have the bullets, rifles, cannon, bayonets, and uniforms worn by the soldiers.  We have the fortifications used by both sides.  We have some of the ships used in both battles and naval blockades.  We have such an astounding accumulation of direct evidence that this war took place that it is pure intellectual perversity to deny it.

In the case of Gandhi, we have what he wrote and what people wrote about him while he was alive.  We have his school records, family history, and details of his legal practice in South Africa.  We have letters and newspaper accounts of him written while he was alive.  We have living witnesses (for now) to some of the events of his life, including his assassination. We have him on FILM for fuxxake.

None of the above applies to Jesus.  Nanny nanny boo boo, you lose.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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