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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 3:49 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 2:14 pm)Losty Wrote: I preach the gospel of self glorification.
I want to prostrate myself at the altar of your temple.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 3:49 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 3:45 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 3:41 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Um actually as translations go, the king james bible is one the least literal translations and has the most translation errors. This is because the quality of the scholars available to Kings James and the material at hand. He had less access to good scholars and far less access to good manuscripts then the NIV project had and when he was having the translation he took 6 men locked them in a room and rewrote whole passages till they sounded poetic. If your gonna study a bible use the NIV or NAS translation. They are easier for modern readers to understand and have less errors.
Give it up, LV. I already gave him the full history of the KJV and he ignored it.
Brick wall. Bible Idolator.
Yeah it's a piece of shit even by bible standards.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:03 pm
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(October 8, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 3:01 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: God commendth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
What? Christ is dead? I didn't even know he was ill...
he wasn't ill people tortured and crucified him, but the good news is He has risen from the dead
(October 8, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 3:45 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Give it up, LV. I already gave him the full history of the KJV and he ignored it.
Brick wall. Bible Idolator.
Yeah it's a piece of shit even by bible standards. My faith hasn't even flinched for a trillionth of a second
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:06 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:03 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: What? Christ is dead? I didn't even know he was ill...
he wasn't ill people tortured and crucified him, but the good news is He has risen from the dead
Do you just not recognize sarcasm, Daniel? Or do you honestly think we don't know the story of Jesus after growing up in western civilization?
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:08 pm
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(October 8, 2015 at 4:06 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 4:03 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: he wasn't ill people tortured and crucified him, but the good news is He has risen from the dead
Do you just not recognize sarcasm, Daniel? Or do you honestly think we don't know the story of Jesus after growing up in western civilization?
He's clearly not the brightest bulb in the marquee. Nevertheless, I'm thankful he's here to explain to me the book I'm pretty sure I know better than he does.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:09 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 3:18 pm)Beccs Wrote: Eternity in a sauna or surrounded on a windy cloud, surrounded by winged budgie wannabes, playing harps?
Hmmmm....
the saved will live on a new earth with Jesus, not in the clouds. you read too many fairytales
and sauna is not an accurate description of hell
the choice is more like: eternity literally burning forever or on Earth in glorified immortal bodies with the God who loves me and created me to be exactly like this I did screwed it all up when I sinned but now God made it right
hmmm that's a no brainer
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:10 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:03 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: he wasn't ill people tortured and crucified him, but the good news is He has risen from the dead
Oh, so he's fine now? What's the big deal, then?
Jesus had a bad weekend once for your sins...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:12 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:03 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: My faith hasn't even flinched for a trillionth of a second
Because it would bother you big time if you let that happen.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:12 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:08 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 4:06 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Do you just not recognize sarcasm, Daniel? Or do you honestly think we don't know the story of Jesus after growing up in western civilization?
He's clearly not the brightest bulb in the marquee. Nevertheless, I'm thankful he's here to explain to me the book I'm pretty sure I know better than he does.
awful sarcasm not even remotely funny
im not gonna assume you know and even if you knew more of the bible than me, it doesn't make you better than me
that's noble of you to dis Jesus
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 4:13 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:09 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: [...]hmmm that's a no brainer
Lucky for you. If it required a brain - you'd be in quite a pickle, wouldn't you?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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