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Bible way to Heaven
RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 12:33 pm)Randys brother Wrote: Not every single part of the bible,can be found so this why we use faith.

Sweetie, what did and didn't make it into the bible was decided by simple vote of majority during the Council of Nicaea in the 4th century AD....16 out of the 20 gospels didn't have the luck. Care to explain what basis they used to determine which of the many many writings were truly the word of god....even if they referenced ones that weren't?

Don't bother, I can tell you: they kept what was popular and cut the rest. It's laughable really, that anyone would take such a misstitched Frankenstein's monster of a book seriously.

Again,another Fool! the Vatican put together the bible.


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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm)Randys brother Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Sweetie, what did and didn't make it into the bible was decided by simple vote of majority during the Council of Nicaea in the 4th century AD....16 out of the 20 gospels didn't have the luck. Care to explain what basis they used to determine which of the many many writings were truly the word of god....even if they referenced ones that weren't?

Don't bother, I can tell you: they kept what was popular and cut the rest. It's laughable really, that anyone would take such a misstitched Frankenstein's monster of a book seriously.

Again,another Fool! the Vatican put together the bible.



Did a very poor job of it too.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:45 pm)Randys brother Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 12:42 pm)Randys brother Wrote: Reasons why I don't trust carbon dating!


To simplify that



Bwahahahaha I just read that... they think C-14 is the only type of material used in radioisometric dating, and since C-14 decays so rapidly (it does), it proves that the geologic column can't be older than 100,000 years!!!

ROFLOL

Holy shit dude, that's funny as fuck!

Here, man... I'll just let the United States Geological Survey (USGS) tell you about why that's so funny:

http://geomaps.wr.usgs.gov/parks/gtime/ageofearth.html

Get the fuck ooooooooooooutta here with that pseudoscience!  Banging Head On Desk
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Bible way to Heaven
Just wondering what everyone else is giving this guy out of 10 for his trolling attempt?

Maybe a 1? A 2? I like the user name and the bee avatar, but the posts are pretty shit. Not enough U mad bro IMHO or attempts to flame. the constant use of the 'fool' is pretty amateurish tbh.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
@Randys brother (or as I'll hereafter refer to you, Poe): Your "evidence" for the untrustworthiness of radiocarbon dating is an amateurish cartoon clip in which radiocarbon dating is not mentioned once?!? As for the actual content of the video, why don't you do a little research? I'm sure, if you're honest, you'll soon enough discover the Mack truck-size holes in the presentation.

And if you're not honest about it, you will only (1) confirm my dim view of what passes for Christian honesty, or (2) confirm to me that you are a Poe.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:57 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm)Randys brother Wrote: Again,another Fool! the Vatican put together the bible.



Did a very poor job of it too.

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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: @Randys brother (or as I'll hereafter refer to you, Poe): Your "evidence" for the untrustworthiness of radiocarbon dating is an amateurish cartoon clip in which radiocarbon dating is not mentioned once?!? As for the actual content of the video, why don't you do a little research? I'm sure, if you're honest, you'll soon enough discover the Mack truck-size holes in the presentation.

And if you're not honest about it, you will only (1) confirm my dim view of what passes for Christian honesty, or (2) confirm to me that you are a Poe.

Yeah, I have to agree with you on that. When I see someone posting stuff that's that blatantly  dishonest about the subject, I can no longer take them seriously enough to waste my time interacting with them.

1. Liar
2. Poe
3. Accepts that the USGS is not insane, and that there's a rational basis for radioisometric dating.

I also agree that if the dating methods were used to confirm that a piece of wood was Jesus's cross (or somesuch), they'd be all about it.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: @Randys brother (or as I'll hereafter refer to you, Poe): Your "evidence" for the untrustworthiness of radiocarbon dating is an amateurish cartoon clip in which radiocarbon dating is not mentioned once?!? As for the actual content of the video, why don't you do a little research? I'm sure, if you're honest, you'll soon enough discover the Mack truck-size holes in the presentation.

And if you're not honest about it, you will only (1) confirm my dim view of what passes for Christian honesty, or (2) confirm to me that you are a Poe.

I don't trust carbon dating,and that's there might be evidence for it,but I assume there still too weak and so I totally reject the idea.

(October 11, 2015 at 1:03 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: @Randys brother (or as I'll hereafter refer to you, Poe): Your "evidence" for the untrustworthiness of radiocarbon dating is an amateurish cartoon clip in which radiocarbon dating is not mentioned once?!? As for the actual content of the video, why don't you do a little research? I'm sure, if you're honest, you'll soon enough discover the Mack truck-size holes in the presentation.

And if you're not honest about it, you will only (1) confirm my dim view of what passes for Christian honesty, or (2) confirm to me that you are a Poe.

Yeah, I have to agree with you on that. When I see someone posting stuff that's that blatantly  dishonest about the subject, I can no longer take them seriously enough to waste my time interacting with them.

1. Liar
2. Poe
3. Accepts that the USGS is not insane, and that there's a rational basis for radioisometric dating.

I also agree that if the dating methods were used to confirm that a piece of wood was Jesus's cross (or somesuch), they'd be all about it.
Your the real liar,didn't you lie before?
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
I've got to admit, the similarities between him and Randy are striking. Plagiarism, copypasta instead of a response, and a complete inability to contemplate the opposite side's point.... Tongue
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 1:03 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: @Randys brother (or as I'll hereafter refer to you, Poe): Your "evidence" for the untrustworthiness of radiocarbon dating is an amateurish cartoon clip in which radiocarbon dating is not mentioned once?!? As for the actual content of the video, why don't you do a little research? I'm sure, if you're honest, you'll soon enough discover the Mack truck-size holes in the presentation.

And if you're not honest about it, you will only (1) confirm my dim view of what passes for Christian honesty, or (2) confirm to me that you are a Poe.

Yeah, I have to agree with you on that. When I see someone posting stuff that's that blatantly  dishonest about the subject, I can no longer take them seriously enough to waste my time interacting with them.

1. Liar
2. Poe
3. Accepts that the USGS is not insane, and that there's a rational basis for radioisometric dating.

I also agree that if the dating methods were used to confirm that a piece of wood was Jesus's cross (or somesuch), they'd be all about it.

I'm surprised you guys are drawing this conclusion from your attempt to discourse reasonably with him (I'm actually really surprised at what you've managed to get him to say) and not from the fact that he is quite obviously a troll.
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