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Getting old

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Getting old
Pyrrho Offline
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RE: Getting old
October 14, 2015 at 10:24 pm
The only alternative to growing old is dying young.  If you are still young, you can choose that alternative if you prefer it.  However, you will need to be careful about it, as trying, but failing, to kill yourself can make things much, much worse.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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Losty Offline
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#12
RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 2:25 am
(October 14, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: The only alternative to growing old is dying young.  If you are still young, you can choose that alternative if you prefer it.  However, you will need to be careful about it, as trying, but failing, to kill yourself can make things much, much worse.

Pfft. Fountain of youth. Hellooooooo. Duh

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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 6:06 am
Wow... Losty never stops impressing me.
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#14
RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 6:57 am
I like being old. I get to be all ornery and shit. Take a bunch of naps and stuff. Flirt with all the hot young girls and have them write it off as "dirty old man" with a smile instead of "lecherous creep..."  Big Grin
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#15
RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 7:02 am
If 50 year olds think they're old ... I guess at 27 that makes me middle aged.
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RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 7:09 am
(October 15, 2015 at 7:02 am)Evie Wrote: If 50 year olds think they're old ... I guess at 27 that makes me middle aged.

Yep pretty much. Anyone past 24 is a dinosaur.
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#17
RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 7:41 am
RAAARRR!!! *cough* RAAAARRRR *fart*
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#18
RE: Getting old
October 15, 2015 at 8:35 am
Ha. Fools. I'll stay young forever because I bathe in the blood of virgins.

Shout-out to my girl Elizabeth Báthory for the beauty tip! Thanks a heap, Lizzie.
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