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Getting old
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The only alternative to growing old is dying young. If you are still young, you can choose that alternative if you prefer it. However, you will need to be careful about it, as trying, but failing, to kill yourself can make things much, much worse.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
 (October 14, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: The only alternative to growing old is dying young. If you are still young, you can choose that alternative if you prefer it. However, you will need to be careful about it, as trying, but failing, to kill yourself can make things much, much worse. Pfft. Fountain of youth. Hellooooooo. Duh I am 612 years old. 
Wow... Losty never stops impressing me.
I like being old. I get to be all ornery and shit. Take a bunch of naps and stuff. Flirt with all the hot young girls and have them write it off as "dirty old man" with a smile instead of "lecherous creep..."
If 50 year olds think they're old ... I guess at 27 that makes me middle aged.
 
RAAARRR!!! *cough* RAAAARRRR *fart*
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Ha. Fools. I'll stay young forever because I bathe in the blood of virgins.
Shout-out to my girl Elizabeth Báthory for the beauty tip! Thanks a heap, Lizzie.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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