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I have news for you peeps of AF...
#71
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Can I just say this is probably one of the better troll threads we've had. And I'm incredibly proud of the responses.

I think my favorite will always be when we all got on Rev777's ark before it was too late---but we turned it into a Losty-centric sex orgy and made Rev man the jizz-mop.

You know, all things considered, he really was a pretty good sport about all that shit. Guy was nutty as a fruitcake, but a good sport nonetheless.
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#72
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 10:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 9:19 pm)Alex K Wrote: No. The low point to me is still the "I was raped by vampires" thread from way back...

That, and there was Stevie, that whackjob that thought he was God.  Oh yeah, then there's that other whackjob (who can keep them straight?) who though the same thing.

If there's one thing we aren't short on, it's kooks.

I'm god. I suppose I could be God. That's Holy Spirit for ya. When the mortal entangles the eternal percentages fail. Holy Spirit you may remember is that of god used to stir up prophets, see Zeke. I'm quite sure it is a reflection of schizophrenia where the affected individual loses the sense of sequence in time and causality perception suffers. All prophets talk of the eternal, of the still, and void. 

I don't know why Christians don't understand what their own theology implies for Holy Spirit. 

But then they're trained to be dumb. If we're making a religion it can't be one that stops asking questions, it can't have a GPS forbidding avenues of investigation.

That's dumb as fuck.  Angel
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#73
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
Edit: Holy shit! I just switched to full version and its so much worse than the mobile version. Haha Iro you ass.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#74
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
Dodgy
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#75
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Can I just say this is probably one of the better troll threads we've had. And I'm incredibly proud of the responses.

I think my favorite will always be when we all got on Rev777's ark before it was too late---but we turned it into a Losty-centric sex orgy and made Rev man the jizz-mop.

Yep. Compared to the latest batch of chucklefucks, I kinda miss the Rev.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#76
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
Proof of providing a name is not proof that one is the son of god.

I freaking swear, theists suck so much at logic.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#77
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm)Kitan Wrote: Proof of providing a name is not proof that one is the son of god.  

I freaking swear, theists suck so much at logic.

It's gotta beat nailing oneself to a cross.
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#78
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 2:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
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Moving thread out of Introductions.  You had your shot at an introduction thread and this does not belong there.

Should have moved the thread to humor, dear CD.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#79
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 11:24 pm)Kitan Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 2:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
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Moving thread out of Introductions.  You had your shot at an introduction thread and this does not belong there.

Should have moved the thread to humor, dear CD.

Please do
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#80
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
(October 16, 2015 at 10:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 9:19 pm)Alex K Wrote: No. The low point to me is still the "I was raped by vampires" thread from way back...

That, and there was Stevie, that whackjob that thought he was God.  Oh yeah, then there's that other whackjob (who can keep them straight?) who though the same thing.

If there's one thing we aren't short on, it's kooks.

Stevie.... Oh man, that dude was really out there lol. Remember his videos? Hilarious
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