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I have news for you peeps of AF...
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(October 17, 2015 at 1:03 pm)IATIA Wrote: Is Jesus a christian?

Jesus is Jew and they sure don't make Jews like Jesus no more.
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What tickles me is all these Christians come in here thinking they're telling us something new we never heard before. I guess this Kook™ thought he had to come up with something really bizarre. Except on the scale of theistic oddities 1 through 10, it's about a 7.42.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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oh you changed your avatar i see ... nice picture of yourself mr James Brenton Kellingsworth
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also  - Mark Twain
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(October 17, 2015 at 2:07 pm)jenny1972 Wrote: oh you changed your avatar i see ... nice picture of yourself mr James Brenton Kellingsworth

Once again, the Christian displays his astounding powers of observation.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(October 17, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(October 17, 2015 at 2:07 pm)jenny1972 Wrote: oh you changed your avatar i see ... nice picture of yourself mr James Brenton Kellingsworth

Once again, the Christian displays his astounding powers of observation.

i dont think james is a christian
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also  - Mark Twain
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(October 17, 2015 at 12:33 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: If you rely on the False Doctrine of trans-substantiation how do you explain the confabulation of the large bits with the small bits?

The distribution is clearly not Gaussian.

It’s easily explicable, actually, if one understand that these big and small bits exist within the quantum realm. They interact as do quasars and quarks with the gravitational sequence of each particle acting as a catalysts for all the others. Given the right amount of heat through the inclusion of brim stones, it is inevitable that they will all wind up in the brain of the nearest theist where they will transmogrified into what we call gravel.

It’s that simple, really
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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I may not have been right about cilia but I will tell you this. Something we all can discuss that still pertains to the thread and the name Killingsworth. Even if Killingsworth + cyllia (cyllia? or cylla? I forget) is nonsense (whatever it means), there is something else just like that; and the interesting thing is, it pertains to this same debate. I am going to give you guys some homework. You need it. ........My name is James Brenton Killingsworth. I would link my facebook page for proof but all you really got to do to find it out is google it. Now, that might not sound like very much homework. But I promise you my name pronounced aloud comes out just like "christ." Therefore, proving that I am a part of the family of God. Or God's family. We may all be a part of God's family, but we really are not a part of the family of God's.

Either way you come to a conclusion on that, I want you to remember my name. James Brenton Killingsworth. It is pronounced just like "Christ." When you try to disprove that my name is Killingsworth or Christ, I will tell you, "No, I am a member of the family of God." This is actual proof that Killingsworth is a name of Gods family, and proof that I am the son of God. Simple homework really.

When anyone here has come to see the light, there may be hope for Sophocles, Euripides, and Aristophanes after all. However I am still betting this thread has not been enough initiative to research the fathers of these ancient kings.
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(October 17, 2015 at 3:28 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: I may not have been right about cilia but I will tell you this. Something we all can discuss that still pertains to the thread and the name Killingsworth. Even if Killingsworth + cyllia (cyllia? or cylla? I forget) is nonsense (whatever it means), there is something else just like that; and the interesting thing is, it pertains to this same debate. I am going to give you guys some homework. You need it. ........My name is James Brenton Killingsworth. I would link my facebook page for proof but all you really got to do to find it out is google it. Now, that might not sound like very much homework. But I promise you my name pronounced aloud comes out just like "christ." Therefore, proving that I am a part of the family of God. Or God's family. We may all be a part of God's family, but we really are not a part of the family of God's.

Either way you come to a conclusion on that, I want you to remember my name. James Brenton Killingsworth. It is pronounced just like "Christ." When you try to disprove that my name is Killingsworth or Christ, I will tell you, "No, I am a member of the family of God." This is actual proof that Killingsworth is a name of Gods family, and proof that I am the son of God. Simple homework really.

When anyone here has come to see the light, there may be hope for Sophocles, Euripides, and Aristophanes after all. However I am still betting this thread has not been enough initiative to research the fathers of these ancient kings.

God you are fucking lame.
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(October 17, 2015 at 3:32 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(October 17, 2015 at 3:28 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: I may not have been right about cilia but I will tell you this. Something we all can discuss that still pertains to the thread and the name Killingsworth. Even if Killingsworth + cyllia (cyllia? or cylla? I forget) is nonsense (whatever it means), there is something else just like that; and the interesting thing is, it pertains to this same debate. I am going to give you guys some homework. You need it. ........My name is James Brenton Killingsworth. I would link my facebook page for proof but all you really got to do to find it out is google it. Now, that might not sound like very much homework. But I promise you my name pronounced aloud comes out just like "christ." Therefore, proving that I am a part of the family of God. Or God's family. We may all be a part of God's family, but we really are not a part of the family of God's.

Either way you come to a conclusion on that, I want you to remember my name. James Brenton Killingsworth. It is pronounced just like "Christ." When you try to disprove that my name is Killingsworth or Christ, I will tell you, "No, I am a member of the family of God." This is actual proof that Killingsworth is a name of Gods family, and proof that I am the son of God. Simple homework really.

When anyone here has come to see the light, there may be hope for Sophocles, Euripides, and Aristophanes after all. However I am still betting this thread has not been enough initiative to research the fathers of these ancient kings.

God you are fucking lame.
That might sound like some lame homework, but I promise you, it is proof that I am the son of God. There is literally no one else in the world that has a family of God adjective in their name. If you want to prove it, I suggest you stay to your homework. Get to it.
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