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I have news for you peeps of AF...
JBrentonK Offline
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#261
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
you guys may have missed my longer post above.... @Exian
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:01 pm (This post was last modified: October 17, 2015 at 9:01 pm by Exian.)
(October 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: you guys may have missed my longer post above.... @Exian

You mean the one where you list off a bunch of high profile people like Augustine and Columbus, and then I commented on how coincidental it is that you've never had a life that wasn't in the history books? Yeah, musta missed it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:02 pm (This post was last modified: October 17, 2015 at 9:02 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Please be funnier until you break the rules and get banned or don't break the rules and stay but either way be funnier if you're gonna give us this B.S
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:02 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: you guys may have missed my longer post above.... @Exian

I doubt we missed a thing.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:06 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: you guys may have missed my longer post above.... @Exian

Didn't read it, haven't missed it.

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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:06 pm
Jbk is committing the worst sin a poe can make - being boring and not funny.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:10 pm
Take your medication, asshat.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:16 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 8:24 pm)Irrational Wrote: Stunning images.

Nice tits, too.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:17 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 9:02 pm)Evie Wrote: Please be funnier until you break the rules and get banned or don't break the rules and stay but either way be funnier if you're gonna give us this B.S

I take that as a compliment. I really didn't want to tell you guys about the story of "King James" but exian pushed me overboard.

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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 9:18 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 9:17 pm)JBrentonK Wrote:
(October 17, 2015 at 9:02 pm)Evie Wrote: Please be funnier until you break the rules and get banned or don't break the rules and stay but either way be funnier if you're gonna give us this B.S

I take that as a compliment. I really didn't want to tell you guys about the story of "King James" but exian pushed me overboard.

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