I have news for you peeps of AF...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

exian pushed me overboard.

Oh, would that it were!!

Boru

[Edwardo Piet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npvQ3M3WaPA

[TheRocketSurgeon]

I love those images of Athena!

If I had to pick a deity to worship, I suspect it would be her. Truly. The goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, mathematics, strength, strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill, a powerful woman who is beautiful because she is intelligent at least as much as she is lovely to look on. A mature vision of womanhood rather than the Aphrodite-type youthful beauty. Oh, now that, sir, is a deity!

Jehovah/Yahweh, on the other hand, represents pretty much everything I find despicable in humanity. Not even remotely a palatable option.

[JBrentonK]

you guys may have missed my longer post above.... @Exian

You mean the one where you list off a bunch of high profile people like Augustine and Columbus, and then I commented on how coincidental it is that you've never had a life that wasn't in the history books? Yeah, musta missed it.

Well, Lebinez is a different story.

When I was like... Idk, 8? I was putting some "bricks" together that were made out of pure imagination. But I could have sworn they were real bricks. Yet I knew they were not real bricks but only imaginary to some degree anyhow. Anyway, I think I remember almost finishing my tower of God made out of bricks. Right? Well, it's just funny I guess man, but it was really deep. I guess I kinda remember wanting to fly away, but I also remember celebrating over the tower I made or almost made.

I thought of this tower of God in the context of Lebinez too. But then one day, someone on this forum says "there is no tower of God in Lebinez" and I'm like... Well, maybe not. Lmao.

This event occured before I ever read Lebinez. So my tower of God was real. A lot more to tell about this story but it's the same kind of w00 that you probably don't like reading.

Weird how this happens on this forum too. The professor? The girl haunted by Jesus? The hindu man convincing you guys of w00?

Would it be too weird if one of us were right?

[Edwardo Piet]

I love those images of Athena!

If I had to pick a deity to worship, I suspect it would be her. Truly. The goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, mathematics, strength, strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill, a powerful woman who is beautiful because she is intelligent at least as much as she is lovely to look on. A mature vision of womanhood rather than the Aphrodite-type youthful beauty. Oh, now that, sir, is a deity!

Jehovah/Yahweh, on the other hand, represents pretty much everything I find despicable in humanity. Not even remotely a palatable option.

My mother wrote a 14,000 line poem (yes 14,000 line) where every single line rhymes and it was based on Athena.

[Angrboda]

[Edwardo Piet]

@ JK

Still not funny. Go watch some comedy and learn to be funny. Watch some standup I suggest Ross Noble. He does surreal comedy like you are attempting.

There's one key difference: He's actually funny.

[Hmmm?]

 ...for you, jk




(overcoming the ambiguity effect)

[JBrentonK]

Baby, I told you I'm not interested in your nonsense.

[Alex K]

I'm not God, and not son of God but I am someone's son and I know a guy who kinda looks like Jesus if you ignore the hairstyle and filthy language. Which reminds me, I once met a guy who thought he was Russian. He really was, though... turns out I was in Russia and it's full of people like that. Literally no one there looks like Jesus unless you make a lot of concessions. Except in the south. That has got to count for something, no? Making concessions is not a sin though, especially in the candy industry.