I have news for you peeps of AF...

[Alex K]

Ooh let the second name be Dax

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No, but I argued mightily for Nerys as her middle name.

Fine choice. Kira would have been nice, too, but is unfortunately typically used for dogs here and so kinda burned for humans...

[drfuzzy]

But yeah, I'm really up there when people talk about me. It's always an absolutely simple mindedness or a problem with the persons approach to any given topic. It's like a clumsyness of mind that other people have that I don't.

I recently approached the topic of "being a son of God" for real (for the first time). I figured out that most likely, because Jesus is "Gods only son", I may have some abilitys like him. And it was really refreshing, thinking about deep and profound conversations again for a moment or so at least. I was outside talking to myself and had a few moments time to reflect upon my own nature as a part of God's trinity. Everybody does stuff like this, but they don't put themself "right next" to Jesus and discuss a topic like they are showing up the whole world. At least intellectually.


I feel like I'm conversing with children who don't know how to address a topic. People, if you plan to hear anything else about being a member of the family of God in the near future, I suggest you post, post and then post some more.

The family of god still can't spell.  OR make any sense.  But I really like that bolded line.  "If I plan to hear anything else about being a member of the family of God" - - - you sick fuck, I would rather be raped by a thousand demons in hell.  And if you want to convince me that you have ANY connection with god, just show up at my doorstep.  I hope you will.

BUT -- you waste-of-oxygen-cesspool of rancid festering pond scum, you have given us a great suggestion.  Any post from here on out should be offensive.
I vote for pornographic.  He's not worth any more time or effort.  I'm sure this cretin will count my last post as a "win".   Poor bastard.

[Edwardo Piet]

Well we can't go pornographic outside A-69

Meh, he's a poe don't take him seriously. Pity he's not a funny one.

TBH if he really believed that shit he should seek professional help rather than be insulted. If he really thinks he is the son of god, he needs medical attention not insults, heh.

I'm 99% sure he's a poe thankfully.

[Alex K]

I thought about it a bit more and maybe I am God. I'm not sure how I would tell, so I have to remain open to the possibility. Otherwise, people might think I'm closed minded, and that would be terrible. Atheists should do everything in their power to appear open minded, for example believe in God, then you're on the safe side as an atheist that noone can accuse you of being closed minded, or worse, an atheist. So I remain open to the possibility that I am God. It's the conservative stance... Especially if I were God. I mean, that would be one hell of a thing to be oblivious about. Kinda like when you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe during ballroom dancing at a fancy reception, except more cosmical if you know what I mean.

[T.J.]

So whose wife did God fuck this time?

[Thumpalumpacus]

So we've established that schizophrenia is in the Holy Genome, as well as hydrocephaly.

[IATIA]

Atheists should do everything in their power to appear open minded, for example believe in God, then you're on the safe side as an atheist that noone can accuse you of being closed minded, or worse, an atheist.

But god is an atheist and christians take no issue with that, other than perhaps ignoring it.

[Silver]

The cray is strong with this OP.

[Edwardo Piet]

This OP is too uncool to be described with the wonderful word 'cray'. Cray is good. The OP is more just crazy

[SteelCurtain]

The crazy is off the charts.

He is a rather efficient Poe, even if not entertaining.

I genuinely have no clue as to whether he actually believes the shit he posts.