I have news for you peeps of AF...

[Whateverist]

Can anyone translate that from gibberish to english for me?

[JBrentonK]

I've actually seen a lot of people named Killingsworth. I for one have a big family. A lot of people on my mothers side or my fathers side I have long held to be highly noble and/or religious. I've seen this dude named "Bob" Killingsworth. There's a "Jack" Killingsworth.... The list just goes on. I pretty much gather it that the Killingsworth family must be large for a reason. Whatever reason that may be....

[GrandizerII]

I've actually seen a lot of people named Killingsworth. I for one have a big family. A lot of people on my mothers side or my fathers side I have long held to be highly noble and/or religious. I've seen this dude named "Bob" Killingsworth. There's a "Jack" Killingsworth.... The list just goes on. I pretty much gather it that the Killingsworth family must be large for a reason. Whatever reason that may be....

We are the most prominent family in the world after all. But really, have you not recognized me yet?

[downbeatplumb]

Well, I definitely believe I am the son of God. I know it is true. I have abounding proof in my background. All before me are proofs of it. Drfuzzy might say, you might say "you think THAT family is the family of God?". Well my family doesn't need an introduction. All you need to see first hand is their names. They speak for themselves. And I think my brother and sisters speak for themselves, too. I guess anyone really could take the name Killingsworth as a sign of "the nobility of God's". But, I'll tell you one thing, I am convinced of that at this point. I genuinely believe that because my name is Killingsworth, I am of a royal descent. There's got to be proof of it out there somewhere. So I guess it's just as simple as that. Any doubters or disbelievers can take the name Killingsworth themselves, however, they can also back out of the room, not say anything at all about it, and run away. Because as far as anything else goes, that's the last bit of proof they will hear about the family of God.

Which royal family would that be? Coz english royalty killingsworth is not.
To prove you are the son of god please first prove there is a god.
Thank you for your time.

[Angrboda]

My name's Killingsworth, and so's my wife's.

[Alex K]

Now there's a name worth killing for!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I had a philology professor at university called 'Kilingworth'. Nice fella. Killed when he was run over by a lorry load of salted herring.

Boru

[Edwardo Piet]

Well, I definitely believe I am the son of God. I know it is true. I have abounding proof in my background. All before me are proofs of it. Drfuzzy might say, you might say "you think THAT family is the family of God?".

You can so easily spot the flaws in your own absurd statements... you are such an obvious poe I don't think I even thought for longer than five minutes since you're started posting that you actually genuinely believed this shit.

Don't worry guys he's not psychotic, no need for a sectioning... he's totally totally TOTALLY a poe.

Here's a tip: If you're going to do satire.... *whispering* make it funny *whispering*

[downbeatplumb]

Well, I definitely believe I am the son of God. I know it is true. I have abounding proof in my background. All before me are proofs of it. Drfuzzy might say, you might say "you think THAT family is the family of God?".

You can so easily spot the flaws in your own absurd statements... you are such an obvious poe I don't think I even thought for longer than five minutes since you're started posting that you actually genuinely believed this shit.

Don't worry guys he's not psychotic, no need for a sectioning... he's totally totally TOTALLY a poe.

Here's a tip: If you're going to do satire.... *whispering* make it funny *whispering*

Deist Paladin did it best.

[Whateverist]

Hard to imagine she can actually fill those bra cups.