Suppose I Did something Bad

[Longhorn]

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

Because the dumber a statement is, the more alacrity Christians put into disbursing it.

I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE WORDS >:c

[Edwardo Piet]

It's okay, God's Squad has gone.

[Rhondazvous]

I'd understand and forgive you. And I don't have to be a Jesus freak to do that.

If this isn't hypothetical feel free to PM me or Skype me or whatever if you want. I'll let you vent and I'll be understanding.

What a friend we have in Evie
All our sins and griefs to bear
What a privilege to bask in
The happy friendship we share

Let the Church say, "Amen."

[robvalue]

Ah, he's gone. Silence is golden.

Now tell me what you did and the FSM will cover you in forgiveness sauce

[Edwardo Piet]

I was with you until you mentioned the Church

[Rhondazvous]

Suppose I did something that you guys thought was really wrong of me. And suppose when you confronted me, I sought to justified myself by pointing out that some of your top members did the same or similar thing several years ago. What would you call that?  What would you call me?

I WOULD CALL THEM AN HYPOCRITE!

Obtuse™
Oh, you would?

When the Pharisees saw this, they said to him, "Look! Your disciples are doing what is unlawful on the Sabbath." 3 He answered, "Haven't you read what David did when he and his companions were hungry? 4 He entered 5 Or haven't you read in the Law that on the Sabbath the priests in the temple desecrate the day and yet are innocent?

Do you hear him Jesus? He called you a hypocrite.
Sorry, atheists, but as intelligent as you are, you are incapable of blaspheming god as thoroughly as the Christians do.

[Edwardo Piet]

Jesus was such a sinner.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

So how did we learn about what you did?  If we saw you do it that's one thing.  If no one saw you do it and you rat yourself out then you deserve to burn.  One of the main differences between Christians and muslims is that Christians like to confess.  It makes them feel good.  Muslims, otoh, prefer to keep their bad deeds secret because revealing them disrupts their community.  The Old Testament says to keep your mouth shut.

The other main difference between Christians and Muslims is that Christians like to have a clean conscience while Muslims don't have a conscience. Muslims are divided their own selves much like the Christian church is. The dispute among churches just allowed a split which caused the different doctrines such as baptists and nazarenes. No one was killed to my knowledge on the split of the church unlike the Muslims who are taught by their Qur'an to lie, cheat, steal, murder, rape, or whatever it takes to get what they want and they will kill even other Muslims whether they are in the same sect or not, over a dispute in their religion.

That's all so Old Testament.  The relevant question is why are people so stupid that they believe in ethnocentric Middle Eastern Jewish and Arabian religious fairy tales when they are not Jews or Arabs themselves?  I would rather worship a hair on my butt than either one of those bat shit crazy religious beliefs.

[Edwardo Piet]

It pisses me off when Christians try to make our they're 'better than other religions'... even if it were so, Christianity is still fucking terrible.

TBH I think Christianity is at the very least the 2nd most harmful religion. It's also a bunch of shit.

[Rhondazvous]

Wrong. You're an idiot.

Your the idiot not believing in God.

You done tore your ass now. When you fuck with Evie, you're fucking with me. I'ma remember you.