Jesus Christ could have been part Extra Terrestrial

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But I'll bet those aliens can't walk on water, cure blindness with spit, change water into wine, etcetera.

Yo... don't say shit like that... you're going to drive me into despair by suggesting that an alien won't come to me in the middle of the night, while I'm in the arms of my boyfriend, and make my disfigured body all better. I still retain a hope (even though I 'know' it won't ever happen) that some kind alien will make my life so much better... Leave a girl that much, at least!

1-If Jesus really was an extra terrestrial, does that negate His divinity in any way?
2-If He wasn't divine, then what was He doing and why?
3-Were Mary and Joseph aware of his alien heritage, or were they completely kept in the dark, believing Him to merely be the Son of God?

1: Depends on what is meant by 'divinity'.

2: If he wasn't divine, then many of the stories are wrong, and the existence of a god in the first place is cast into question.

3: Does it matter? Can you imagine how much hell it would be to bear a child when your vagina hasn't even been stretched by sex yet? I mean... I know it wouldn't help 'much'... but that just has to be unpleasant.