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John Oliver on Fake Quotes
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John Oliver on Fake Quotes
October 19, 2015 at 11:08 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/john-oli...hilarious/

Quote:John Oliver rips politicians who use fake ‘founding father’ quotes — and it’s hilarious

I tried his Definitelyrealquotes.com and got this:

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Quote:Sometimes I pretend I’m the Mayor of my kitchen and veto fish for dinner. ‘Too fishy’ is what I say!
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RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes
October 19, 2015 at 11:25 pm
Quote:God, I’ve had the worst itch right at the top of my ass for like three days. Are you writing? Don’t write that. We’re not doing quotes yet.
   — Benjamin Franklin

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October 19, 2015 at 11:56 pm
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Quote:Most people with genital herpes don't know they have it. That's because in most people it produces either no symptoms or very mild ones.
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October 20, 2015 at 12:58 am
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RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes
October 20, 2015 at 1:04 am
I fucking love John Oliver
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RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes
October 20, 2015 at 1:07 am
Quote:Yeah I pronounce it ‘pasketti’. Why? Is there another way?
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October 20, 2015 at 10:30 am
Aw, my Sam used to pronounce it like that as well. Just another of her cute little ways.
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