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Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 22, 2015 at 11:37 pm
For a colleague:


Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 22, 2015 at 11:50 pm
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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 22, 2015 at 11:51 pm
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 23, 2015 at 12:17 am
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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 23, 2015 at 12:42 am (This post was last modified: October 23, 2015 at 2:01 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 23, 2015 at 2:54 am (This post was last modified: October 23, 2015 at 2:55 am by ignoramus.)
Thanks for the Accadacca hint .... Here's mine. Filmed in Swanston St, Melbourne.

Gotta love those bagpipes!

No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#27
RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 23, 2015 at 4:38 am


"Judith"

You're such an inspiration for the ways 
That I'll never ever choose to be 
Oh so many ways for me to show you 
How the savior has abandoned you 
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ 
He did this 
Took all you had and 
Left you this way 
Still you pray, you never stray 
Never taste of the fruit 
You never thought to question why 

It's not like you killed someone 
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side 
Praise the one who left you 
Broken down and paralyzed 
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

Oh so many many ways for me to show you 
How your dogma has abandoned you 
Pray to your Christ, to your god 
Never taste of the fruit 
Never stray, never break 
Never---choke on a lie 
Even though he's the one who did this to you 
You never thought to question why 

Not like you killed someone 
It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side 
Talk to Jesus Christ 
As if he knows the reasons why 
He did it all for you
Did it all for you
He did it all for you..
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 23, 2015 at 4:54 am


Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I want to turn this whole thing upside-down
October 23, 2015 at 5:49 am
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RE: Theme Songs For Yourself or Other AF Members
October 23, 2015 at 8:20 am
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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