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the missing link to God's family
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RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 5:57 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I pronounce your name like this:

whore·iz·ontal rawk krush·orz

The OP's talking about lineage and history and shit. That means we need to google vintage rock crushers in order to stay on-topic


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#12
RE: the missing link to God's family
Killingsworth? Psssh, puhleez....
I see your Killingsworth and raise you a Wentworth.
A Wentworth Miller to be precise.

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#13
RE: the missing link to God's family
hmm
Killingsworth
......
killings worth
.....
killing is worth (it)

hmm, sounds like a psychopathic name to me. So I guess you are in fact related to Yahweh in at least one way Thinking
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#14
RE: the missing link to God's family
Upon deeply considerating the OP, I come to this conclusion.

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RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 6:09 pm)I_am_not_mafia Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 5:57 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I pronounce your name like this:

whore·iz·ontal rawk krush·orz

The OP's talking about lineage and history and shit. That means we need to google vintage rock crushers in order to stay on-topic



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RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 6:15 pm)abaris Wrote: Upon deeply considerating the OP, I come to this conclusion.

[Image: chris-brown-smoking-weed.jpg]
I'll join you on that. Been way too long since I last had some pot
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#17
RE: the missing link to God's family
Even if your name sounds like Christ when pronounced, Christ doesn't mean God, it simply means "the anointed one." No direct relationship to God.
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#18
RE: the missing link to God's family
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Adeline Ashburn-Prescott Bennett-Worthington, Silvertarrington-Carrington Goldenclapper sounds much more noble.
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#19
RE: the missing link to God's family
Has the OP ever explained yet how "killingsworth" sounds like "christ" ?

The former has 3 syllables and the latter has 1
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#20
RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 6:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Gwendolyn Elizabeth Adeline Ashburn-Prescott Bennett-Worthington, Silvertarrington-Carrington Goldenclapper sounds much more noble.

I opt for Podex Sordidus.
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