the missing link to God's family

[LastPoet]

drfuzzy you have been reported. Your simple minded stupidity is killing everybody.

Dude, there is nothing in the rules against that. Otherwise, you know... you wouldn't get past post #3.

[drfuzzy]

Anymore idiocy? I didn't think so.

So you stop posting then?

LOVE this, Abaris!  I write three paragraphs, and you sum it up with one perfect zinger!   

[drfuzzy]

drfuzzy you have been reported. Your simple minded stupidity is killing everybody.

Dude, there is nothing in the rules against that. Otherwise, you know... you wouldn't get past post #3.

Poet, are you calling me stupid?      Them thar's fightin' words gersh durn it!!!     

[LastPoet]

Dude, there is nothing in the rules against that. Otherwise, you know... you wouldn't get past post #3.

Poet, are you calling me stupid?      Them thar's fightin' words gersh durn it!!!     

No, I didn't call you stupid, stupid

[Athene]

Dude, there is nothing in the rules against that. Otherwise, you know... you wouldn't get past post #3.

Poet, are you calling me stupid?      Them thar's fightin' words gersh durn it!!!     

You're also a hooligan, according to real nutjobs.
You should be honored.

[Reforged]

Incase anyone was confused or couldn't be bothered to navigate the word salad the claims made so far are this;
The name Jesus means Yahweh, God.
Jesus is Gods son, Jesus is God.
For reasons not specified "Sophocles Euripides and Aristophanes are also the sons of God, and I know a little about the origins of the family."
Also for reasons not specified "my name comes out pronounced as Christ".

So, lets follow the trail of breadcrumbs we have been left;
Sophocles, Euripides and Artisophanes are apparantly sons of God so going by the Jesus example this means they *are* God.
Furthermore the OP feels a need to point out he doesn't know the origins of his family so presumably hes implying he might be related and the whole "I am God" thing is hereditary.
Therefore it would mean hes a descendant of Jesus, Sophocles, Euripides and Artisophanes who, going by the theory, would have to all be related to each other.
Alright, so. Based on this the OP must draw the conclusion he is also a son of God and by the rules set; he is God.
You with me so far? No? Don't worry about it, press on.

Ok, so. The OP must assume several things for all of this to be true;
1. Gods and sons of Gods are the same people.
2. Being God is hereditary.
3. Several historical figures were God.
4. The OP is related to four major historical figures.
5. The OP is a God.

Exciting conclusions based on analysis of OPs claims;
1. The claims are provable as all we would have to do is follow the thread of the OPs genetics and see if it leads us back to ancient greece and eventually further back to Jerusalem.
2. God is not omnipotent, because the OP is not omnipotent. That would mean Jesus was not omnipotent.
3. God has genes. DNA evidence of Gods existence is possible.

[Jackalope]

drfuzzy you have been reported. Your simple minded stupidity is killing everybody.

On behalf of the entire staff, I'd like to invite you to stop abusing the reporting system.

On behalf of myself, I'd like to invite you to go pound sand up your ass.

[Edwardo Piet]

I don't remember if it was Esquilax or Cthulu Dreaming...but I seem to remember one of them voting "Tittyfucking".

Hmmmm...

Perhaps - Jesus Bloody Tittyfucking Christ.

Has a nice ring to it?

Jesus Tit-Fucking Cunt-Mothering Shit-Flaming Arse-Banging Bloody Bastard Christ.

[Spooky]

Since you guys are off topic, you may want to check the thread at it's new location: philosophyforums.com.

drfuzzy you have been reported. Your simple minded stupidity is killing everybody.

Constable dorfl, Killingsworth indeed comes out pronounced Killings for when you hear Christ pronounced in it.

Anymore idiocy? I didn't think so.

LOL

[Jackalope]

That's still up for debate. Some say it's Bloody.

I don't remember if it was Esquilax or Cthulu Dreaming...but I seem to remember one of them voting "Tittyfucking".

Hmmmm...

Perhaps - Jesus Bloody Tittyfucking Christ.

Has a nice ring to it?

I can't take credit for that... It was, oh fuck I can't remember. Somebody else. I just shamelessly ripped it off.