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the missing link to God's family

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the missing link to God's family
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RE: the missing link to God's family
November 5, 2015 at 5:00 pm
(November 5, 2015 at 4:43 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: . . . which he mistakes for a straw. To this day, he can't fathom why so many people like lemonade.

Well, there are people who swear on that kind of lemonade.
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#162
RE: the missing link to God's family
November 5, 2015 at 5:38 pm
The OP makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.
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RE: the missing link to God's family
November 5, 2015 at 6:43 pm
Mmm spork... it is used to aid us in the consumption of food and food can often be tasty especially when we pick the foods we like.


mmmm truisms.
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RE: the missing link to God's family
November 5, 2015 at 8:53 pm
(November 5, 2015 at 4:43 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(November 5, 2015 at 4:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Nappies imply either a measure of awareness of one's own hygienic health, or a third party concerned for his personal care. I'm going with catheter.

. . . which he mistakes for a straw. To this day, he can't fathom why so many people like lemonade.

This may be the closest we ever get to perpetual motion. Either way it's a whole new dimension to "getting your own back".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: the missing link to God's family
November 5, 2015 at 10:43 pm (This post was last modified: November 5, 2015 at 10:43 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 5, 2015 at 2:56 pm)abaris Wrote: It's a troll, it's a loony ... who cares? 

If it could be demonstrated that he is genuinely suffering from psychosis and needs help, then I would care.
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RE: the missing link to God's family
November 6, 2015 at 4:59 am
But like all good religious people, the onus is on us to prove to him that he needs help... not happ'nin.
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RE: the missing link to God's family
November 6, 2015 at 2:06 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2015 at 2:10 pm by jenny1972.)
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

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