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Missionary Activity?
#51
RE: Missionary Activity?
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#52
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 2:39 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: ^ Lol what makes you think its "love?"

Is it love when the lecherous Hugh Hefner enjoys his harem of hussies?

Is it love when Miley Cyrus parades herself like a proud slut, hopping from one impressionable young man to the next?

I admit there might be some form of "affection" but it just isn't natural.

But you have to admit there is a fair degree of lust/naughtiness involved.

Pastor Phillip did not push any laws. He only sought to support Christians in Africa

I know, I know, I shouldn't feed the troll/poe.  

Notice the language "support Christians" - - by manipulating them, dominating them, using them as his slaves, and probably raping them.  

I happen to know many gay couples who have been together for more than 50 years, devoted throughout adversity and persecution.  A few of them are Christian.  Not that your brainwashed pea-brain is capable of imagining anything that doesn't make YOUR stance right and everybody else's wrong.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#53
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Greetings all! It is an honor and a privilege to have me, a Christian Angel  be allowed to be in some sort of fellowship with people who reject God.

Really.  You are probably friends with a number of closet atheists.  So often religion just doesn't come up. And it's not so much rejecting god, as failing to see any evidence for such a thing. I don't reject unicorns, I simply don't see any evidence of them.

(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Anyway, back to my main point. What are atheists view of Missionary activity?

What would your opinion of a delegation sent to a foreign country to convince them that leprechauns exist and should be worshiped?  If you stuck to that, that would be my opinion.  But you don't just stick to that.  You want them to believe that the leprechauns don't want them to use birth control or protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases, or worse that their economic lot in life is the leprechauns' will.

(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: By that I mean Christians of faith braving hardships just to express love and fellowship with the less fortunate of the world.

Oh, you mean like Doctors' Without Borders, or the Peace Core? ---- oh yeah, you don't.  You mean explaining to the heathen that they are sinful.  Really, there are people who need real help and prayer and fellowship let alone messing with thier social norms ain't help.

(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Of all the missionary expereinces I have heard about that my pastor told me, it is such a positive experinece. The Ugandands he ministers to are so grateful to him and the trinkets of western bounty he gives them freely (Starburts, pens, sticky notes, etc.)

Its hard not to think missionaries spread such joy and love to the darkest corners of the world they frequent.

Starbucks pens?  Okay joker, who are you really?????  Even a missionary wouldn't consider sticky notes western bounty.   Dodgy

(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Yet in spite of these good deeds atheists seem not to like missionaries only because they have Jesus in their lives.
Yep, I don't like people who spread harmful mistruthes no matter how well intended they may be.

(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Do atheists do mission work? Would one brave the darkest jungles and deserts to help anyone?

Getting back to Doctor's Without Borders. . .

(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Some help please.

Stop giving the natives sticky notes. Give them condoms, antibiotics, and jobs instead. That's my advice.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#54
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Anyway, back to my main point. What are atheists view of Missionary activity?

Very positive, call me vanilla but the missionary position is one of my favorites.
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#55
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 5:10 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Anyway, back to my main point. What are atheists view of Missionary activity?

Very positive, call me vanilla but the missionary position is one of my favorites.

Definitely for the first time with a new partner...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: So, which of the idiot trolls do y'all think this one is? Not clever, or particularly funny.

Smells vaguely familiar; sort of like being downwind from a stockyard.

I think I prefer the fire-brimstone burn-in-hell atheist fool/devil type of poe/troll. This one is boring. Can we please get a new one?

I don't know, but I'm surprised they let people post unsupervised from that fine, upstanding Catholic university it's posting from. No, I ain't saying which one.
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#57
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 5:10 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 12:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Anyway, back to my main point. What are atheists view of Missionary activity?

Very positive, call me vanilla but the missionary position is one of my favorites.

Yeah, but the downside is it makes spanking a little difficult. Big Grin
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#58
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 5:28 pm)Skeletor Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: So, which of the idiot trolls do y'all think this one is? Not clever, or particularly funny.

Smells vaguely familiar; sort of like being downwind from a stockyard.

I think I prefer the fire-brimstone burn-in-hell atheist fool/devil type of poe/troll. This one is boring. Can we please get a new one?

I don't know, but I'm surprised they let people post unsupervised from that fine, upstanding Catholic university it's posting from.  No, I ain't saying which one.

College kids....what are you gonna do?

Think they know everything.

Just wait sonny until you need a job. Then see how much Jesus cares about you and your Holy cracker-eating ways.
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#59
RE: Missionary Activity?
Has anybody made a "Missionary Position" crack yet?
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#60
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 12:52 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Look at homosexuality, and contrast it with the man/woman marriage

A man/woman relationship is about love and commitment. The sex they engage in is not selfish and leads to the potential creation of children.

Homosexuality is all about lust, and is a form of sexual addiction. No life is possible from homosexual unions, and they suffer from all kinds of AIDS and sexual diseases. Have you seen the depravity that goes on in bahthouses? It makes Babylon look like Jerusalem in comparison!

Who do they think they are sticking their tallywackers up their lovers' poop pipe?

I am grateful Uganda allows Christianity to grow and spread and actually hold people accountable for offending god!..

Pro-tip: Successful Poes understand how to inch up to the line without stepping over it. You blundered forward, stepped on your dick, and stumbled across the line in full view of your audience.

0/10.

But what the hell? Since you have so much experience in bath houses, please do share your vast knowledge.

Oh, and "Jesus is my homeboy"?  Really, dude?

He sticks his tallywacker in Jesus's poop pipe every night.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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