Posts: 29107
Threads: 218
Joined: August 9, 2014
Reputation:
155
I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 3:58 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 4:01 am by robvalue.)
If I'm actually God, or Jesus, or Allah, or whatever, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?
What would personally be enough to convince you? Please be as specific as possible.
This is mainly aimed at theists but atheist scum are welcome to chime in.
As with all posts I start, I'll reply to people usually on my ignore list as long as they are civil and reasonable.
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation:
111
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 4:19 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 4:20 am by ignoramus.)
Rob, don't be silly. You haven't written a book about it yet!
When you do, please remember to write in the book that the book is true!
Only then will gullible people fall to their knees!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Posts: 29107
Threads: 218
Joined: August 9, 2014
Reputation:
155
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 4:22 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 4:23 am by robvalue.)
Ah well, I may have written a book. I can't reveal too many details yet, but it will indeed say that the book is true, and on every single page. I included it in the footer. I'll see if my book will be of any use as the requirements come in.
Posts: 6990
Threads: 89
Joined: January 6, 2012
Reputation:
104
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 5:20 am
Something other than nothing at all would be a start.
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation:
111
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 5:25 am
I believe you are God!
What do you want from me and why?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Posts: 29107
Threads: 218
Joined: August 9, 2014
Reputation:
155
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 5:33 am
Oh wow, that was easy.
Let's see...
Maybe some pizza? I love pizza.
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation:
111
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 5:36 am
Now I'm angry at my God!
I'm angry because I don't have any pizza but my God does!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Posts: 18510
Threads: 129
Joined: January 19, 2014
Reputation:
91
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 5:36 am
A long form birth certificate
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation:
156
RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 5:36 am
I think something along the lines of this exchange from Red Dwarf, after Lister found out he was the god of the cats:
Cat: Turn this [breakfast] into a woman.
Lister: I'm serious!
Cat: So am I!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
![[Image: bbb59Ce.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2Fbbb59Ce.gif)
![[Image: 146748944129044_zpsomrzyn3d.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i629.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu13%2FRXM843%2F146748944129044_zpsomrzyn3d.gif)
