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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/jon-stew...craziness/
Quote:Jon Stewart inks comedy deal with HBO — just in time to take part in 2016 election craziness In related news, republicunts are reported to be shitting bricks. 
I read "good news" and thought you were going to talk to us about Jebus, Min.
Fortunately the rest of the post overcomes my disappointment. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I don't follow Jon Steward, despite the fact that I think he's funny, but I'd like to see this.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (November 3, 2015 at 11:09 pm)Beccs Wrote: I read "good news" and thought you were going to talk to us about Jebus, Min. Okay, hon. Just for you. Fuck jesus. Fuck his mother. His disciples. His apostles. And the fools who think he was real.
Wait.
If Jesus isn't real, does that mean Santa isn't, either? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Santa is as real as jesus.... and a shitload more fun.
Nah, Santa's real. My mommy says not believing in Santa makes the yearly gifts stop coming. Santa's real. He's very real. Merry Christmas.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (November 3, 2015 at 11:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(November 3, 2015 at 11:09 pm)Beccs Wrote: I read "good news" and thought you were going to talk to us about Jebus, Min. Sorry, must draw the line here, no-one fucks his mother!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Unless you're a divine prick...
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