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I am the son of God
#21
RE: I am the son of God
I would pay a lot of money for one look inside your skull OP, but I'm afraid I'd catch whatever you have Confused
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#23
RE: I am the son of God
(November 7, 2015 at 4:32 am)Vic Wrote: I would pay a lot of money for one look inside your skull OP, but I'm afraid I'd catch whatever you have Confused

Here you go:

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#24
RE: I am the son of God
(November 7, 2015 at 12:36 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(November 6, 2015 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Alright, OP - you're the son of "God". What am I thinking right now?

C'mon Stim, where does it say in the bible that Jesus was a mind reader?

(You're thinking of how to get some sex?)

Well I am always thinking that, of course. However I have something special in mind for this guy.

As to the rest,the magic book says it here:

"The LORD knows the thoughts of man, That they are a mere breath."

and especially here, in this decidedly Operation Yewtree flavoured extract:

"Lord, you have examined me
and know all about me.
You know when I sit down and when I get up.
You know my thoughts before I think them.
You know where I go and where I lie down.
You know everything I do.
Lord, even before I say a word,
you already know it.
You are all around me—in front and in back—
and have put your hand on me.
Your knowledge is amazing to me;
it is more than I can understand.

Where can I go to get away from your Spirit?
Where can I run from you?
If I go up to the heavens, you are there.
If I lie down in the grave, you are there.
If I rise with the sun in the east
and settle in the west beyond the sea,
even there you would guide me.
With your right hand you would hold me."

and presumably a ton of other places I can't be arsed to look.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#25
RE: I am the son of God
You certainly know your shit Stim.
I bow before you!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#26
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(November 7, 2015 at 12:52 am)The_Empress Wrote: Someone please get me my epi pen. My throat is closing up due to the nuts.

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#27
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Someone has been using bath salts again.
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#28
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(November 7, 2015 at 8:08 am)ignoramus Wrote: You certainly know your shit Stim.
I bow before you!

Thanks. And thanks for not using the incorrect apostrophed "your", which would totally change that first part. Cool Shades
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
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sorry folks - wanted to place a pic and just got a wall of text.    Angry   carry on!   I shouldn't be talking to this lunatic wack-job anyway.
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#30
RE: I am the son of God
(November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: The only proof and the only thing I have to go on proving it to you is my name. But it's proof. All you will need to do is pay attention to what's posted, and try to figure out the meaning of my name with other users. However, I will always try to provide as much information as possible for the posters trying this out. It's actually very simple though! So far I have gotten no where with a bunch of idiotic posters (dr fuzzy for example). My computer is messed up so I can't really type straight. I was asked to provide better content by JesusHChrist. So here I am! For starters my name is James Brenton Killingsworth, but it's really the last name that I believe proves it. Infact, I know it does. But I will need an audience here to critique my name as I said, and at least an adequate understanding of my name.

l will start. The name Killingsworth doesn't really sound all that bad to start. But I notice if I call it the name of a Killer it loses its meaning. It's like calling Michael Mik hill. I also notice that calling it correctly it gains a tons of significance. That it probably stands with nobility of a higher order or something like that. I notice upon a slighter kent that if I call it by the name Killingsworth with these things in mind that first a man that is not a killer and still kills would make the name very proud because Killingsworth would be the only name in the world like that. And innocent killing would be profound. Nevertheless, I notice what JBrentonK was talking about when he said the name is pronounced like Christ, and I can begin to see it has some deeper significance.

The above is only an example, but it's the better example. You can gain from it a lot of things but it's about what I'd expecfrom the forum although I admit that is asking too much. So just do the best you can on  your own to provide understanding. In this thread I hope at least some understanding is firmly made. But of the proof of the son of god--- I have to offer that the name indeed sounds like Christ and indeed there is no higher nobility nor royalty than the name being understood correctly. So you see I have a lot to work with.

nd again, if you cannot understand that the name is like Christ, and that it does away with killing, and that you must not confuse it for the name of a killer, you are on the wrong track.

If you are interested in "proof of God" or me being the son of God I suggest you follow these above guidelines very closely because the world won't get another chance to see the fact that I am the son of God. I can promise you I am and I also promise you this simple understanding of my name is proof of it. Yes, I take the example I gave as the holy grail in terms of proving what the name is all about. So feel free to use it abundantly. Perhaps a better understanding of this paragraph later in the thread will appear necessary.  That's fine! As long as you all are interested in seeing what I have to say, so far we have had 2 threads about this with absolutely none for progress. I have made progress in this OP, and if you understand the OP at all, yo uwill see that. What's so hard about understanding my name? That is for you, the thread posters, to decide. Bu it is the proof that there is another son of God.

That's about all I need to say I think. Good luck to the posters.! Clap

I'm curious, what do they call the condition you have and can you point to the chapter in the DSM that covers it?
Thank you in advance.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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