I would pay a lot of money for one look inside your skull OP, but I'm afraid I'd catch whatever you have
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I am the son of God
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RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 7:04 am
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2015 at 7:04 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
(November 7, 2015 at 12:36 am)ignoramus Wrote:(November 6, 2015 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Alright, OP - you're the son of "God". What am I thinking right now? Well I am always thinking that, of course. However I have something special in mind for this guy. As to the rest,the magic book says it here: "The LORD knows the thoughts of man, That they are a mere breath." and especially here, in this decidedly Operation Yewtree flavoured extract: "Lord, you have examined me and know all about me. You know when I sit down and when I get up. You know my thoughts before I think them. You know where I go and where I lie down. You know everything I do. Lord, even before I say a word, you already know it. You are all around me—in front and in back— and have put your hand on me. Your knowledge is amazing to me; it is more than I can understand. Where can I go to get away from your Spirit? Where can I run from you? If I go up to the heavens, you are there. If I lie down in the grave, you are there. If I rise with the sun in the east and settle in the west beyond the sea, even there you would guide me. With your right hand you would hold me." and presumably a ton of other places I can't be arsed to look.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
You certainly know your shit Stim.
I bow before you!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Someone has been using bath salts again.
(November 7, 2015 at 8:08 am)ignoramus Wrote: You certainly know your shit Stim. Thanks. And thanks for not using the incorrect apostrophed "your", which would totally change that first part.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 11:32 am
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2015 at 11:34 am by drfuzzy.)
sorry folks - wanted to place a pic and just got a wall of text. carry on! I shouldn't be talking to this lunatic wack-job anyway.
(November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: The only proof and the only thing I have to go on proving it to you is my name. But it's proof. All you will need to do is pay attention to what's posted, and try to figure out the meaning of my name with other users. However, I will always try to provide as much information as possible for the posters trying this out. It's actually very simple though! So far I have gotten no where with a bunch of idiotic posters (dr fuzzy for example). My computer is messed up so I can't really type straight. I was asked to provide better content by JesusHChrist. So here I am! For starters my name is James Brenton Killingsworth, but it's really the last name that I believe proves it. Infact, I know it does. But I will need an audience here to critique my name as I said, and at least an adequate understanding of my name. I'm curious, what do they call the condition you have and can you point to the chapter in the DSM that covers it? Thank you in advance. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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