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I am the son of God
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 RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 11:07 pm
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2015 at 11:07 pm by Redbeard The Pink.)
Don't you have some billy-goats to fuck or something? Piss off back to your bridge, troll. You're a fucking disgrace.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
 (November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: I am the son of God You did not fare well the first time around. Crucifying is passé now days, but I am sure some one will come up with something creative.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
Wen you say you are the son of God, I'd like to know whether God stuck his invisible dick in anyone.
Is he your biological father? Or is this another metaphor? Why wasn't your immaculate conception all over the news? Maybe the first one with his other son wasn't immaculate either? Please keep your bullshit consistent. It's not funny otherwise...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Clearly, this was a post and run.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
 (November 7, 2015 at 9:38 pm)jenny1972 Wrote:(November 7, 2015 at 11:48 am)drfuzzy Wrote: watch out for those eagles (a gift from a previous incarnation) no, no threats to our dear evie, now . . . the OP once claimed to remember being a Greek playwright . . . somehow. Well, the stories say that this Greek playwright was killed when an eagle dropped a turtle onto his head. Now I have given it away though! I doubt the OP even gets the joke.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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