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I am the son of God
#41
RE: I am the son of God
Don't you have some billy-goats to fuck or something? Piss off back to your bridge, troll. You're a fucking disgrace.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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#42
RE: I am the son of God
(November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm)JBrentonK Wrote:


If you really are the son of gawd, perhaps you could bring my mum back, complete with a healthy body, all her memories, atc... You know, all that miraculous stuff that gawd's kids are supposed to have.

What's that? You can't?

Yeah, about what I thought.
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#43
RE: I am the son of God
(November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: I am the son of God

You did not fare well the first time around. Crucifying is passé now days, but I am sure some one will come up with something creative.
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#44
RE: I am the son of God
Wen you say you are the son of God, I'd like to know whether God stuck his invisible dick in anyone.
Is he your biological father? Or is this another metaphor? Why wasn't your immaculate conception all over the news?
Maybe the first one with his other son wasn't immaculate either?
Please keep your bullshit consistent. It's not funny otherwise...
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Know God, Know fear.
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#45
RE: I am the son of God
Clearly, this was a post and run.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#46
RE: I am the son of God
(November 7, 2015 at 9:38 pm)jenny1972 Wrote:
(November 7, 2015 at 11:48 am)drfuzzy Wrote: watch out for those eagles (a gift from a previous incarnation)

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tell that eagle he better let go of evie !   Angry

no, no threats to our dear evie, now . . . 

the OP once claimed to remember being a Greek playwright . . . somehow.  Well, the stories say that this Greek playwright was killed when an eagle dropped a turtle onto his head.

Now I have given it away though!  I doubt the OP even gets the joke.
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#47
RE: I am the son of God
I'll see your son of God, and raise you...

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