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ignoramus · November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am

Looks to me like the snail is the brains of the operation!

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: November 17, 2015 at 6:14 am by robvalue.)

I would deem it unethical to vote for myself, but since I'm god, my rules don't apply to me. I'm voting for me.

Now, it's time to put an end to this pathetic uprising!

http://youtu.be/KelxBCg7-gk

ignoramus · November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am

GRob, you did it. You've reclaimed your place as the one true God by using simple visual proofs! Well done. It didn't look that hard. I wonder why other Gods can't seem to find the time to prove themselves.

I never trusted that other turtle god thing! From the pictures, I don't even know if he's a boy or girl! I can't see where his dick is at! And also, how can you trust someone without an arsehole, I ask you?

**robvalue** · November 17, 2015 at 8:29 am

Thank you

Your loyalty shall be rewarded. I will make it so that something good will happen to you at some point in the future.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: November 17, 2015 at 10:07 am by Edwardo Piet.)

(November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am)ignoramus Wrote: GRob, you did it. You've reclaimed your place as the one true God by using simple visual proofs!

Everyone knows that true gods don't have evidence. Gods are unfalsifiable by definition so the very fact that G-Rob allows the Turtle-Satan to decieve you with this thing you call "evidence" demonstrates that G-rob is the anti-turtle!

Gods cannot have proof or evidence! That makes them natural and that also makes them scientific! Everyone knows gods are anything but scientific!

Vote for me now everyone! Don't be deceived by evidence and visual proof! Evidence and proof are the very opposite of godly!

**robvalue** · November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm

This is the way of the old gods. They are dead!

The new gods are those of science! Evidence is the new faith.

Besides, you're giving quite a bit of evidence yourself here Tongue

**Jackalope** · November 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm

I heard this thread haz cookies. I am disappoint.

**robvalue** · November 17, 2015 at 4:52 pm

There's none left?

Five people have eaten the cookies. They are more popular than gods now! What has become of this place?

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · November 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm

(November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm)robvalue Wrote: This is the way of the old gods. They are dead!

The new gods are those of science! Evidence is the new faith.

Besides, you're giving quite a bit of evidence yourself here

No I am not giving evidence at all, I am giving fallacious reasoning like any truly godly being would.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: November 17, 2015 at 10:37 pm by Edwardo Piet.)

(November 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I heard this thread haz cookies. I am disappoint

I don't understand? You're eating a tasteless, scentless, crunchless, invisible and intangible cookie right now. You've gotta have faith man, don't expect evidence from The One True Turtle for he is a godly being and like any truly godly being there can be no evidence of him because how ungodly is evidence? VERY.

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Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle? This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!	9.09%	1	9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!	18.18%	2	18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?	72.73%	8	72.73%
Total		11 vote(s)	100%

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