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RE: Ideal Atheist Forum Couples
November 20, 2015 at 11:11 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 10:40 pm)dyresand Wrote: I can honestly say there are a few people in this forum post that i like
and none of you can guess who they are. 
I'm sure you looooove me. I'm probably the one person you would couple with on this forum.
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RE: Ideal Atheist Forum Couples
November 20, 2015 at 11:26 pm
I would couple with anyone who is nominally female, even slightly into guys, and clinically insane. Though I admit to one or two preferences around here...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ideal Atheist Forum Couples
November 20, 2015 at 11:34 pm
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(November 20, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I would couple with anyone who is nominally female, even slightly into guys, and clinically insane. Though I admit to one or two preferences around here...
I'm down with being shipped with anyone who can guarantee my Cat Lady Cred(Tim) will not be put in jeopardy by the association. If I get 10 more points by Christmas I get a free copy of the soon to be released Music For Cats album!!
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RE: Ideal Atheist Forum Couples
November 20, 2015 at 11:35 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 11:34 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: (November 20, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I would couple with anyone who is nominally female, even slightly into guys, and clinically insane. Though I admit to one or two preferences around here...
I'm down with being shipped with anyone who can guarantee my Cat Lady Cred(Tim) will not be put in jeopardy by the association. If I get 10 more point by Christmas I get a free copy of the soon to be released Music For Cats album!!
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How many cats do you have?
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RE: Ideal Atheist Forum Couples
November 20, 2015 at 11:44 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: How many cats do you have?
A true Cat Lady knows it's not about the number of cats you have, it's about how much you love them.
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RE: Ideal Atheist Forum Couples
November 20, 2015 at 11:51 pm
For Christ's sake, someone get the hose.