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Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
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Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 23, 2015 at 10:52 pm
The world will be a better place without you!

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/11/po...ion-216154



Quote:Pew: White Christians no longer a majority

Quote:White Christians now make up less than half of the U.S. population, largely receding from the majorities of most demographic groups, with one notable exception: the Republican Party.


[url=http://www.politico.com/story/2015/11/poll-white-christians-population-216154#ixzz3sNE9H9vE][/url]

As if we couldn't have guessed!
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 23, 2015 at 11:00 pm
And jesus wept.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 23, 2015 at 11:45 pm
If Jesus came before the Republican Party he would be beaten up, if not shot while handcuffed, for being not only nonwhite, but quite middle eastern looking
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 12:07 am
Certainly there is no doubt that they would call ICE.
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 12:20 am (This post was last modified: November 24, 2015 at 12:20 am by ignoramus.)
If jebus came back, I wonder if he would also cherry pick the bible to blend in with the xtards?
That would make a funny Jim Carey movie. Bruce almighty was ok?.....
No God, No fear.
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 12:34 am
(November 24, 2015 at 12:20 am)ignoramus Wrote: If jebus came back, I wonder if he would also cherry pick the bible to blend in with the xtards?
That would make a funny Jim Carey movie.  Bruce almighty was ok?.....

It's pretty clear if Joseph Smith came back and didn't drastically and immediately update his beliefs, the current Mormon hierarchy would excommunicate him post haste.

And since I consider LDS to be a handy little simulacrum of most all religions, I would expect Jesus (in the unlikely event he turned out to be real) to be immediately set upon by a mob of present day 'Christians' should He dare open His mouth and attempt to set anything straight.

If He thought His first crucifixion was unpleasant, He ain't seen nothin' yet.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 12:43 am
[Image: jesus-repub-convention-latimes-com-horsey.jpg]
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 1:12 am
Jesus never gave anyone a penny. He said that he needed it more than the poor people did.
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 2:15 am
Jesus mooched off of suckers.... a model the church has retained from the beginning.
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RE: Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks
November 24, 2015 at 1:53 pm
Jesus was like P.T. Barnum who said "There is a sucker born every minute".

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