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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 2:03 pm
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 2:03 pm
I think spiders are really neat and cool and pretty as long as they're at lest 6 to 8 feet away from me.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 2:04 pm
Wake up some morning paralyzed and with the giant spider eating your face off . . .
[shudder]
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 2:13 pm
Golden Orb Weaver actually eating a bird unlike the Goliath which is a ground critter.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 2:20 pm
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 2:25 pm
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2015 at 2:28 pm by IATIA.)
(November 25, 2015 at 2:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Wake up some morning paralyzed and with the giant spider eating your face off . . .
[shudder]
Most Tarantula bites are no worse than a bee sting, venom wise, however, the one inch fangs can put a damn good hurting on you and tetanus is a concern as with any puncture wound.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy