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Funny sounding products/business names.
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
(November 28, 2015 at 12:22 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: There is a company around here called "rigid tool"

They have a motto "Life is better with a rigid tool" I kid you not.
I almost googled it to post a link but the feared the search results.

I buy their tools all the time.
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#22
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
"Snap On Tools" is another easy one to poke fun of.
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
(November 26, 2015 at 10:12 am)vorlon13 Wrote: How the fuck is this a commercially viable product ??




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'Gelatinous Mutant Coconut' would be a great name for a band.

That being said:

I was once operated on by a surgeon surnamed 'Kharve'.

There's a breakfast bistro down in Dargaville called 'Jim's Nuts and Things' (they do an amazing date/walnut compote).

I know of a septic service company called 'Brown's Services.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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