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The "I have a confession thread"
#21
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
Hmm... I confess that I don't like the Simpsons. Like, there are maybe 5 episodes I like. But whole seasons are like watching paint dry. I don't think the things Homer says are funny. The only funny character is Lisa and she's only funny, like, 35% of the time. I recognize that it's a *good* show, from some sort of objective standpoint, but I don't get any enjoyment from watching it. I laugh about 10x harder at Futurama, 5x harder at almost anything on Adult Swim, and even a good 2.5-3x harder at (the early seasons of) Family Guy and American Dad.

Phew, good to get that off my chest.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

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#22
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
(November 30, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Vic Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 3:21 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I thought this thread was a safe zone for confessions. I guess no one is safe from empress. I was trying to have a peaceful day.

By making inflammatory remarks online? Lol

I literally believe we should tax fat people. This is my confession.
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#23
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
(November 30, 2015 at 3:47 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I literally believe we should tax fat people. This is my confession.

Are fat people currently exempt from paying taxes? Huh, the more you know... Tongue
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#24
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
(November 30, 2015 at 3:56 pm)Ludwig Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 3:47 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I literally believe we should tax fat people. This is my confession.

Are fat people currently exempt from paying taxes? Huh, the more you know... Tongue

They should have a specific fat person tax, which taxes them for being fat.
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#25
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
Gj being peaceful dude Rolleyes

I confess my auto correct changed atheist forums to atheist dorks and I loled Angel
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#26
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
I confess that my mind is struggling to think of anything I would confess on a public forum.
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#27
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
(November 30, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Vic Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 3:21 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I thought this thread was a safe zone for confessions. I guess no one is safe from empress. I was trying to have a peaceful day.

By making inflammatory remarks online? Lol

Btw saying fat people should be taxed is humanitarian. They won't want to get fat if it costs them money. They will have incentive to eat right, so the health food companies will thrive. All the fat people will eventually get over their butthurt politically correct defense force that we have right now, which is just keeping them fat. It would be an enormous victory for our country.
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#28
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
I once stole a blue plush donkey at a school garage sale when I was 3 years old. I was immediately found out though, when I proudly presented it to my parents who couldn't recall paying for it, and also I had a group of students following me.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#29
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
@DFM: Wow. That's really mean. So people who have a medical condition that causes unintentional weight gain should be taxed as well? I have a friend who suffers from sarcoidosis (sp) and she cannot help gaining weight.

I confess, some of the things you say are really ignorant and not at all necessary.
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#30
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
I have a confession we are all butts Tongue
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