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Proof that god does not exist
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 12:39 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2015 at 12:50 pm by SofaKingHigh.)
God most certainly does exist, I assure you. I have an incredibly tight relationship with Him, I converse with Him on a daily basis, put my hands together for him multiple times a day and he ALWAYS produces for me.












Oh, God is, of course, the pet name for my wonderful penis.
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm
(December 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote: God most certainly does exist, I assure you.  I have an incredibly tight relationship with Him, I converse with Him on a daily basis, put my hands together for him multiple times a day and he ALWAYS produces for me.












Oh, God is, of course, the pet name for my wonderful penis.

^So if you rub him the right way you get a surprise?  Big Grin
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm by SofaKingHigh.)
(December 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote: God most certainly does exist, I assure you.  I have an incredibly tight relationship with Him, I converse with Him on a daily basis, put my hands together for him multiple times a day and he ALWAYS produces for me.












Oh, God is, of course, the pet name for my wonderful penis.

^So if you rub him the right way you get a surprise?  Big Grin

Not sure if I'd call it a surprise.....unless I've contracted blobby knob, I usually know what to expect.  Tongue
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm
(December 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote:
(December 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: ^So if you rub him the right way you get a surprise?  Big Grin

Not sure if I'd call it a surprise.....unless I've contracted blobby knob, I usually know what to expect.  Tongue

lol
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 1:11 pm
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 1:16 pm
(December 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm)dyresand Wrote: That's because he is the AF version of Deepak Chopra

Oww! Poor Deepak.
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#38
RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Fuck the both of them.
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 4, 2015 at 2:23 pm
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December 4, 2015 at 2:49 pm
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