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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I still haven't forgiven you fuckers for thrusting Palin on us.
But they also gave the world...uh...
Help me out here, I know shit all about Alaska 'cept it's like Canada and the US' bastard child or something.
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Well now all my hopes have been dashed. :
Being an Alaskan, I assume you know best so I'll have to take you at your word. But they do make it look really good. At least the children are handy and inventive even.
I do not want to even imagine getting firewood without a chainsaw...
Most 'bush alaskans' have modern amenities in some form or another. The people least likely to have such would be athabaskans and inuits, and even then: they're typically well enough connected to have guns.
I live in one of the more connected areas of alaska (kenai peninsula), and the documentary family on the discovery channel (think there are a couple of them actually, but whatever) live in HOMER for gods' sake... This is homer, btw:
Reality TV always has a behind-the-scenes. The one documentary family I'm really aware of, the one with the damn fishing boat? If I'm not mistaken, they fish across the cook inlet from me... not for subsistence so much as for television prescence.
This is them, btw... they're a state disgrace: http://www.adn.com/article/20150812/alas...g-licenses
There was also that ridiculous fucking shit where they illegally shot a brown bear from a helicopter, or was that a different documentary family-GOD i just don't know.
... I really despise these people XD You have no idea how deep that rabbit hole goes
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 7:20 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm)Kaiser Wrote: (December 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I still haven't forgiven you fuckers for thrusting Palin on us.
But they also gave the world...uh...
Help me out here, I know shit all about Alaska 'cept it's like Canada and the US' bastard child or something.
Salmon. We give you salmon, we give you crab, and we give you oil. The hell more do you want from us?
Also not a bad place for military exercises. Not a bad buffer between the US and Russia, and the US and China.
And there's a nice transfer point of an international airport.
... We're a population of some 700,000 people... we're not going to be giving ya'll the moon and more, yknow? Our per capita income is 15th in the USA. We don't do bad for us, really.
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 7:24 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 6:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: How about the Perrin family in Our 5 Sons Alaska ??
Vorlon... before I look this up.. I need to ask you something really important.
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Are alaskan gay pornos a thing?
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 7:30 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I still haven't forgiven you fuckers for thrusting Palin on us.
Yeah, that shit was fucked...
But she did do one or two good things while governor... for example, raised taxes on oil companies or something.
Her lieutenant governor (Sean Parnell) was a real fucking piece of work, in ways Sarah Palin could only have been tricked into.
....
Seriously though... if I hear ONE MORE THING about Bristol's sextapades....
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 8:11 pm
But jesus loves her..... along with every other swinging dick in the county.
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 8:20 pm
I know someone who knows the Perrin family.
They manage a resort. No weird sex stuff as far as I know.
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 8:23 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 8:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I know someone who knows the Perrin family.
They manage a resort. No weird sex stuff as far as I know.
Do you have to destroy every dream I have vorlon?
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RE: The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 8:30 pm
If it makes you all happy, the 5 sons are easy on the eyes.
but I watched the TV show because their business was interesting (only reachable by air, apparently) and the scenery and wildlife at their resort was very impressive.
I know someone who went to school with 1 (or more of the boys) and she said he was super nice.
Their reality show was a little different, since the family themselves had the idea for doing it, and pulled off about a season's worth of episodes without too much folderol.
The show does register as somewhat of a 1/2 hour infomercial for their resort, but it didn't put me off.
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The Alaskan Bush People have it right.
December 2, 2015 at 8:52 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I still haven't forgiven you fuckers for thrusting Palin on us.
Damn you beat me to it.
Any state that put that cunt in charge has to be full of inbreed backwoods dumbasses.
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