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Astrology?
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 (December 5, 2015 at 2:52 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Thanks for the replies guys. CapnAwesome i'm a Capricorn buddy. Libras are awesome The fact it's utter nonsense might have something to do with it? If you can scientifically prove how the orbit of Neptune will help you find love, I will give you a million dollars. (December 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote:(December 5, 2015 at 3:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Go right ahead. Wow Boru, I feel like I know you better already!  RE: Astrology?
December 5, 2015 at 4:28 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 4:28 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Garbage. ASStrology the study of female posterior, However, is a legitimate science and I'm sticking to that story.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
I've been doing that for years, reading female peachy little - or not so little - buttocks. Trouble is, the fortune's always the same.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Astrology?
December 5, 2015 at 5:10 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Redbeard The Pink.)
As the storied and professional Wizard of an entire town, I can confidently attest that astrology is nothing more than charlatan fortune-telling with space-science paint on it.
Whether you're looking at astrology, tarot, channeling the dead, palmistry, or any other form of psychic nonsense, they're always going to tell you the same general handful of things: sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen, do your best and you'll probably be fine. Aside from that it's just a matter of using whatever "magical" ploy they're using as an excuse to toss a bunch of general information at you with hopes you'll read into it and get spooked into thinking it really works. They really just tell you the most vague and random shit they can muster and hope you'll believe they have magic powers or secret knowledge, ignoring the fact that their "hit" rates are often appallingly low. Some people use the stars, some people use cards, some people stare at your hands, and some people talk to your dead loved ones. There are many, many outfits, and everyone likes something a little different, but in the end they're just dressing up the same lying whore. 
Bumping for Boru.
 RE: Astrology?
December 5, 2015 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 5:40 pm by IAOALGIV.
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