Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....

[Minimalist]

If Jesus is not the son of God (to Minimalist), that's proof

That's a statement you dumb fuck.  And one which has no evidence to back it up.

Try again, dickweed.

[Athene]

Get my heart racing and all poundy, only to leave me hanging...Dammit, you're such a tease Killingsworth! I hate cliffhangers.

You know you're Jesus. Just admit it.

[Jackalope]

On some visceral level, I knew better than to click on this thread.

...and I did it anyway. I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE!!!!!!11!!

[Minimalist]

[ignoramus]

JK.
What's up for the holidays?
Going anywhere?
Working on anything?

(PS, we know you're joking about all that stuff.... Everyone knows Rob is God ad he has no kids...)
So let's stop flogging dead horses can we? .... Maybe stop flogging that other thing too)

[JBrentonK]

If Jesus is not the son of God (to Minimalist), that's proof

That's a statement you dumb fuck.  And one which has no evidence to back it up.

Try again, dickweed.

Very interesting point Minimalist. Interestingly enough, on reflection of my actions and thoughts for the time of day I posted something like that, I simply reasoned out the post. So you cannot beat reason is my point you see? All of the atheists speculate, "Jesus is not the son of God". Well, is he or isn't he? In examination of their views, if any one turns out to be TRUE, then they are all of the sudden right. That there is not a son of God, is their point. They'd be right.... Right?

Well, in reasoning out the post, I simply stated, "if Jesus is not the son of God...." ...and that's pretty simple reasoning btw. Think about that. If Jesus is not the son of God.... Well, he's NOT, in a certain sense. And THAT is the inspiration behind my "well reasoned" post just a minute ago. It is a reasoned proof, and it cannot be refuted, in essense. And speaking truthfully and seriously, my reasoning is correct and spot on. It is also a "proof", and the attempt to "try again" as you suggested has therefore been fufilled.

That Jesus Christ is not the son of God is indeed very cruel of a perspective, but it is one that we take very seriously. We'd need to reason along the lines that Jesus Christ must, also, not be capable of being the only one claimed that (IDEALLY, and IN MY DREAMS). That is the point of this thread afterall. To PROVE that Jesus Christ is, indeed, one of many sons of God. My family, for instance, contains 5 different people, all of whom have a self evident famous name. I have stated their names in previous threads. But my name is Killingsworth. I am also the one that pulls the switch in the pagan religion. Sophocles "traps" them in the device (the wicker man), Euripides is like the "oh God help me" man, because it's like all his fault or whatever (pretty cool huh?), and Aristophanes is like the missing leg (he's kinda like me I think... it seems so)... because he REALLY roasts them!

In pagan religion, it is simple as a matter of fact to classify these sons of God's names into these different categories, and in reality, doing so would result in proof that they, along with Jesus Christ, who is the man that all these "roasts" are "saved" by.... Yep. Jesus Christ plays a role too. But nobody will listen to me about my proofs for being the son of God. They will not even listen to me that the sons of God's all have a role in pagan religion. That would be the easiest proof in the world in fact!

But in reality, reasoned out, "he is not the son of God" or whatever you are talking about minimalist, even reasoned, as I have done, IS PROOF that Jesus Christ MUST BE QUESTIONED AS-HE-IS THE SON OF GOD (or whatever).

Now all of this may sound a little cruel, some of it may be hard to take it, some of it may be interesting, but I assure you, we are all on the right track.

To all my readers, you may take these remarks about the (multiple) sons of God very seriously, because this is also a thread for you devil worshiping atheists, you people that doubt there is a God, but know there are sons of God. This is all dedicated to you.

[rexbeccarox]

Is this Poe really back? I thought he sacrificed himself to himself or something.

[drfuzzy]

We agree on one thing: Jesus was not the son of god.  You can't be a son of something that doesn't exist.

"this is also a thread for you devil worshiping atheists"   - - we don't believe the devil exists either. You can't worship something that doesn't exist.

[drfuzzy]

Is this Poe really back? I thought he sacrificed himself to himself or something.

We couldn't get that lucky.  He probably just OD'd on whatever he was on, now he's back flying again.

[Minimalist]

I simply reasoned out the post.

You couldn't reason your way out of a paper bag. Any "reason" which begins with the existence of your fucking god is not "reason" but insanity.