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Christians: Please Explain
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RE: Christians: Please Explain
December 10, 2015 at 7:47 pm
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RE: Christians: Please Explain
December 10, 2015 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 7:53 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
You're all getting this wrong.  The story of the swine has NOTHING to do with pigs or possession or the sea or any of the rest of it.  It his a holy parable meant to instruct us to wear hats made of grapefruit in order to live well and earn our everlasting salvation.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Christians: Please Explain
December 10, 2015 at 8:52 pm
(December 10, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Evie Wrote: [Image: vkiob.jpg]

Don't even boldly go there. This is a war you cannot win.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians: Please Explain
December 10, 2015 at 11:07 pm
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