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Real Life Witches?

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Real Life Witches?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am
*chants in the back of the room* Carl! Carl! Carl!
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#32
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am
Absolutely. After all, if we didn't choose Carl as our Carlt leader, we would never achieve ultimate Carlness. Which is the number one priority for becoming a true Carl. Which is important because Carl.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am
[Image: tumblr_m3zo0yW8up1qgne7qo1_500.jpg]
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#34
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am
Is Carl a guy or a girl? Who knows with names today.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:52 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: [Image: tumblr_m3zo0yW8up1qgne7qo1_500.jpg]

Awww... what movie is he from? I'm thinking Never ending story.
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#36
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:52 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:52 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Awww... what movie is he from? I'm thinking Never ending story.

Correct.
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#37
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: *chants in the back of the room* Carl! Carl! Carl!

I see your Carl and raise you Alan. Or Steve.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am
Carl is a guy but you wouldn't know because every time someone is Anti-Vac and refuses to inject him into a thread, his testicles crumble.
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#39
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am)Kitan Wrote: Is Carl a guy or a girl?  Who knows with names today.

Yes
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:54 am
So save Carl's balls: Mention him on AF.
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