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THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS OVER - WE WON
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THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS OVER - WE WON
at least in Florida.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/florida-...aby-jesus/

Quote:Florida atheists win the ‘war on Christmas’ as Flying Spaghetti Monster and beer pole replace baby Jesus


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RE: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS OVER - WE WON
Wait, there is a war? I don't like war. Tends to reveal too much truth.
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#3
RE: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS OVER - WE WON
Gosh Darn it I've just spent a fortune on my anti tinsel vest.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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Fox news is gonna have an aneurysm over this!  Big Grin
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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That's what Fox news is for.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS OVER - WE WON
Which is why I don't watch Faux news. I don't need that sort of brain damage. Well, I don't need any brain damage. Faux news makes my head hurt.
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RE: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS OVER - WE WON
The best victory is the completely non-petty one up in Nebraska.

The atheists booked the only remaining space in the capitol building back in August, and the Catholic Church just assumed they'd get it. When told they wouldn't get it, and that the reason is that the atheists booked it before them, they reacted just like you'd expect---like a toddler who is told that their sibling took the last piece of candy.

They have to take their nativity down on the 21st, because the atheists booked the space the week of Christmas. And they did so by filling out the appropriate forms in a timely manner.

They say that if they had booked the space, they would have shared with the atheists, and that it is typical Christian persecution that the atheists are not sharing the space with the Catholics during Christmas... I call the most heinous of bullshit on that. Lying for Jesus, again.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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SC that was epic and a perfect example of what many christian groups do when they don't get their way.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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Fuck 'em.  May the FSM shove his noodly appendage up their asses.
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Nah, a lot of them are sexually repressed Min: They'd probably enjoy it far too much.
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